Grandad Parties Seriously Hard On His First Ever Trip To Ibiza
In Ibiza you're likely to find a vast array of people.
From the 'beefa boys' with their matching vests, six packs and snapbacks to the island's veterans who arrived in 1982, turned their skin to leather and simply haven't left.
From the endless deep house DJs desperate for a gig to the cool Europeans who you're not sure whether to trust to buy you a drink.
From the hippies who remember what Ibiza used to be to the ravers of the late '90s who can't stop telling everyone about what Ibiza used to be.
What you're unlikely to find in Ibiza is a 73-year-old from Benfleet in Essex drinking vodka from the bottle, chatting up every girl in sight and passing out before the clock strikes six.
But for Ocean Beach revellers this year, that was exactly what they found.
Duncan Clayton is a grandfather. A grandfather who'd never been to Ibiza in his life so when his son Simon began organising his stag do out there, it was an opportunity he wasn't going to miss.
"All of the aunties didn't think it was a good idea but Duncan insisted he went," Taylor Clayton, Duncan's granddaughter, told TheLADbible.
At 73 years old, Duncan drank vodka from the bottle, chucked up, got kicked out of Ocean Beach by 6pm and fell in the pool... on his first night.
He said: "I had the best time and I don't regret it. You've got to live life especially as I'm getting on a bit.
"All the boys were legends and a right laugh to be around.
"I don't remember some bits but it was a wicked weekend."
Taylor added: "He didn't pull but he was dancing with all the girls in the club.
"At his age, there weren't many older girls out there for him."
He may have had his first trip to Ibiza a bit later in life than the rest of us but he sure as hell enjoyed it like he was our age.
Fair play, Duncan. Age is just a number anyway, right?