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Is Stone Cold Steve Austin The Man To Save America From Trump?

Mark McGowan

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Is Stone Cold Steve Austin The Man To Save America From Trump?

A lot of people are calling upon celebrities to save them from the dreaded reality that Donald Trump is now on top of the Land of the Free. There are shouts for Kanye West to replace him in 2020, while protests, allegedly led by Lady Gaga, happen outside Trump Towers.

But there's one man who will fill everyone with hope. This man is the toughest S.O.B to come out of America, a man who will crack open a Steveweiser, flip you the bird, Stunner you and stomp a mud hole in your chest. Of course, we're talking about the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Back in 2007, during the climax of 'The Battle of the Billionaires', after Steve assisted Trump to shave Vince McMahon's head, he gave him a Stone Cold Stunner bang centre in the middle of the ring. What I'm envisaging right now is something similar and that it is mixed in with his most famous promo from The King of the Ring in 1996.

After infiltrating the White House and destroying Trump, he stands outside with a bunch of news outlets' microphones shoved in his face.

He says: 'The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my White House.

'Don't just get him out of the White House, get him out of America, because I've proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore!

"You sit there and you thump your propaganda, and you say your lies, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!'

Credit: WWE

Glass shatters, Disturbed kicks in, and from absolutely nowhere some beer cans begin flying towards him. 'And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so...'

The truth is, the man who took on the boss, the six-time world champion, three-time Royal Rumble winner, and WWE Hall of Famer, is the only man capable of taking on Trump.

Come on (what?), Steve (what?), the people want you (what?)

Featured image credit: WWE

Topics: Donald Trump

Mark McGowan
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