Lads... You Can Now Get Botox For Your Scrotum - It's Called Scrotox
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I once put hair removal cream on my balls. The burning sensation stopped after a few hours but, until now, right this moment, I didn't think I'd be doing anything else to my balls anytime soon.
However, apparently there's a solution to get rid of wrinkly balls and I'm all ears.
Today, wrinkles to the face can be dealt with from just a few squirts from the syringe, but what's the point having a smooth face if you can't match it with your balls?
Well, the solution is here. Scrotox is a new formula that will decrease sweating, reduce wrinkles and even make you have bigger balls - what's not to love?
Don't tell me you wouldn't consider it because statistics don't lie. Apparently, according to the Metro, the number of lads having cosmetic surgery has doubled over the past 10 years.
Here, listen to the experts...
Wirth Plastic Surgery says that "many cyclists and runners love getting the Botox in this area to relieve them from skin irritations caused from excess sweating and rubbing... it's just as important as facial rejuvenation."
I can't see how this could possibly go wrong. I'm in, who's with me?
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