When you're a student it's always important to utilise all of the discounts that are on offer.
Cheaper cinema tickets? Sorted. Twenty-five percent off Domino's? Boxed off. Ten percent off at Sole Trader? Bosh. £100 off sex lessons with an escort? Okay then.
Kat Lee, professional escort (professional?), is offering just that to Freshers across the UK. The, erm, cougar *gags* has recently been visiting university campuses up and down the country to offer lessons to the folk who are less experienced in the sack.
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To get into the spirit of student life as well as applying a solid marketing technique, she is offering a 30 percent discount to those who show their student cards.
"At the end of the day you get student discount on pizza so why not this?," she said on ITV's This Morning. Yes, Kat, but the stuffed crust Pizza Hut offer, and the one you're offering, are very different.
To add to Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langford's existing disapproval, the escort proved what everybody was thinking - that she didn't go to school - by claiming that once her discount was taken off of the usual £130 per session, it equalled £100. No, that's just £30 off, Kat.
Kat was also quick to point out that if she doesn't teach the students, then they'll end up making mistakes.
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"If I don't do it they're going to go somewhere else," she said. "They're going to go and sleep with people without protection and get someone pregnant."
Claiming that student loans should be spent on worthwhile things - which apparently isn't books or things to further studying - she said it's the best way students can spend their money. And, hey, apparently she gives half of her earnings to charity.
I'm just going to take a stab in the dark here. This is prostitution, not 'education'. But that's just me.
This Morning will return next week on ITV at 10.30am every week day. On Monday, they interview the woman who performed a sex act on a child's dinosaur model.
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