There are many different reasons why you shouldn't park like a douche bag, with the most blatantly obvious reason being because you're a fucking douche bag.
If you do choose to park like an idiot, either boxing someone in or taking up two spaces, then you have to expect and accept comeuppance.
This Redditor, going by the name of AnotherCJMajor, had pulled into a small restaurant car park where a Corvette was taking up two spaces while his head was firmly stuck up his own arse.
Credit: AnotherCJMajor
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Luckily, AnotherCJMajor was in a muddy jeep and decided that he'd play with the douche bag's head a bit, and so parked his motor parallel with it.
"The parking lot was packed except for a few spaces at the back and I could see people parking and walking by it in just plain annoyance," he told NJ Advance Media. "I just did enough to make him think some kid in a Jeep came and messed with his mid-life crisis mobile."
As you'd expect, he videoed the Corvette driver shitting his pants.
As soon as the driver left, AnotherCJMajor made sure he moved his jeep into a respectable parking position, as to practise what he's preaching.
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There's not really anything better than seeing someone who's bought a big, flashy car to compensate for smaller things in their life getting what's coming to them.
Come on people, don't park like dickheads.
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