Thanks to a series of unfortunate life decisions, I am not yet a dad. But I can appreciate how laborious kids' presentations/recitals/assemblies must be. Children are nervous and can't read basic sentences let alone 'perform' them to a hall of people in their thirties and forties. The same applies to singing, really, and dancing.
One dad in Russia recently epitomised that struggle, if not exactly in the best way. During his child's dancing recital - for some reason set to Psy's 'Gangnam Style' - he decided to veer his camera lens away from the main event to get an up-close shot of a nursery teacher's behind who was dancing along. It's the angle you've seen at the beginning of almost every piece of porn on the net.
And he hangs about. He doesn't quickly cop a glance via smartphone. It's a slow rise, a slow build up. There's anticipation to his perversion. Once he's there, he doesn't really have a reason to return.
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Eventually, he does, but only after the song has ended. Creepy.
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Imagine him returning home to the mum.
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'Let's see it then, Vadim!'
'I'm sorry, no.'
'You what?'
'I made a big mistake today, Natalya, and filmed a woman's rear end. No video of child.'
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