There's a guy with a penis that weighs the equivalent of a bag of potatoes, or your nan's cat, and he says life is absolutely great.
Micha, from Berlin, says his 9in long and 5.5in wide package has helped him free himself, while leaving him "ready to play".
Although his colossal custard launcher stops him from having normal sex, he says it does make you "more creative" about what you can do in bed.
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"After you reach a certain size, you can't do certain things anymore. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it," Micha told Vice. "You just have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play."
The 45-year-old has been having silicone injections to make his dick even bigger, and the whole fascination began 20 years ago with a penis pump.
"I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself," he told Vice .
"And I found that when I went out pumped up, it felt great. I had the feeling that I wasn't trapped in the body I was born with, but that I had the possibility to shape it myself."
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If you want to know more about what it's life to live with a humongous hammer, you can check out Vice's full documentary below. But let me guess, you already know what it's like.
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