People Are Getting NSFW Tattoos In Their Mouths

People are getting NSFW tattoos on the roofs of their mouths. Because at this point, why not, eh?

A tattoo artist in Italy has been inking people's gobs with all kinds of mischievous designs, from boobs and willies to aliens and middle fingers. What a wacky guy.

Matteo Masini, from Florence, has been a full-time tattoo artist for six years, starting to work in studios after he quit high school.

Recently the 25-year-old has received more than his fair share of bizarre requests.

One of those was from a friend who asked him to ink a penis inside her mouth, to cleverly match a white tattoo on her chin.

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Speaking about that particular tattoo, Matteo said: "She saw one of the first tattoos I've done inside someone's mouth and she told me, 'Hey Mat, I want a c**k in my mouth.'

"And I told her, 'Let's do it!'

"I was so happy. She wanted to do it just for fun. No one will ever see it, except the dentist.

"She was so happy, mostly because the d**k matched the white tattoo on her chin, perfectly!"

Since then he has completed 10 mouth tattoos, all as risqué as the next. Once, while working in Milan, a customer asked for an anarchist symbol but didn't have enough room in his mouth so instead settled for a pair of breasts.

"The breast tattoo was fun to do!" said Matteo.

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"I was in Milan, this guy wanted an anarchist symbol inside his mouth, which he drew out for me.

"When I met him and I saw his mouth, I told him that he didn't have enough space, so we opted for a pair of boobs."

And while it might seem to be a fairly painful area to have a tattoo, Matteo says the works of art, which take just 20 minutes to complete, are pretty straightforward.

He added: "Right now, I have completed 10 tattoos in the mouth and the duration is always the same.

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"I take a maximum of about 20 minutes to complete one but it depends on the subject and the kind of mouth.

"Everyone thinks that it hurts, which is imaginable. It's not very painful.

"I tried tattooing my gums, which is the same sort of surface and it doesn't hurt for me.

"I have a lot of requests like this, and I would love to do more mouth tattoos! They're so beautiful and strange!"

Topics: Funny

Dominic Smithers

Dominic graduated from the University of Leeds with a degree in French and History. Like you, Dom has often questioned how much use a second language has been. Well, after stints working at the Manchester Evening News, the Accrington Observer and the Macclesfield Express, along with never setting foot in France, he realised the answer is surprisingly little. But I guess, c'est la vie. Contact us at [email protected]

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