Wife Sends Husband To Supermarket With ‘Ridiculously Detailed’ Shopping List

The clip starts with the text overlay: "When I have to send my husband to the store."

The woman, named Melinda, was seen to write the list that amazingly included not only photos of the groceries, which she seemed to have cut out and stuck on to the paper - but a drawn up map of the store with marked isles and different sections labelled out so he doesn't get lost.

Sounds like he probably would have got lost the way to the store too.

However, Melinda did go on to write: "Please keep in mind this is just a joke."

Some in the comments section clearly weren't finding the funny side.

One user wrote: "Divorce him."

A second user added: "I would just go by myself and come back from the grocery store with divorce papers."

Whilst a final user concluded: "I know it's a joke but after seeing all those TikToks on husbands/dads you have to realise that the bar for them is so low..."

Tom Martin runs Martin Investigative Services in Newport Beach, California, and says there are 20 clues that could help you spot a love rat.

Now, while one or two of them, whether it's changing habits or business trips, shouldn't ring any alarm bells, if you start to notice four or more, then it's time to start asking questions.

The full list of clues is as follows:

1. Changing habits
2. Leaving home early and returning late
3. Business trips
4. Absences during holidays or family events
5. Excessive overtime
6. Unexplained spending
7. Secret accounts (e.g. Instagram, email, etc.)
8. Hidden credit card bills
9. Extra grooming
10. Scent of someone else (also lipstick on the collar)
11. Buying gifts you haven't seen
12. Unexplained items (such as condoms in the car)
13. Joining a gym
14. Missed calls from an unknown number
15. Coded or secretive text messages
16. Less sex
17. Evasiveness or defensiveness
18. Obvious lies
19. Prickliness or short temper
20. Hates surprise visits (your unexpected arrival may come at an awkward moment for a cheater)