A woman who married a ghost last year has sought marriage counselling through a medium, and is now considering an exorcism, because her phantom hubby is making her life a living hell.
Rocker Brocarde, who married her haunting husband, Edwardo, on Halloween 2022, says she wants out.
The singer says she married her phantom hubby just five months after meeting him – but he is now stalking her.
Brocarde, 38, says she no longer wants to be married to her spirit spouse, who she claims is the ghost of a Victorian soldier - but he is not willing to let her go.
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She claims to be considering using an exorcist to rid him for good.
“I am at the end of my tether. I don’t want to admit defeat, but it feels like being married to a ghost doesn’t work,' she said.
Brocarde has shared that she's been having 'deep dark thoughts' over the past few months, and believes Edwardo is tormenting her, because he is unhappy she wants him gone.
She explained that she turned to a medium for marriage counselling at the start of the year, but Edwardo did not take it seriously is making her life a 'living hell' from the other side.
Brocarde told her ghost husband that she wanted to see him 'taking their relationship more seriously' but all that happened was he ended up 'haunting' her by using the 'screams of a crying baby'.
While the singer-songwriter claims that she wasn’t a believer in the supernatural before she met her husband, she met Edwardo when he made a ghostly apparition in her bedroom last year.
The pair had a short engagement, marrying on Halloween night in an abandoned chapel (where else) and went on honeymoon to Barry Island.
But the marriage seemed dead in the water before it had even begun.
Brocarde explains the A-list, yet unlively guest list, led to some distasteful comments from the groom: “The ceremony had an open invite to the living and the dead, which saw the likes of Marilyn Monroe, Elvis and Henry VIII arrive to the chapel.
“Edwardo just couldn’t resist winding me up and made an inappropriate comment about Marilyn Monroe looking hot.
"I was like, ‘Wow really? It’s our wedding day’. The comment completely ruined my evening.”
The honeymoon didn't set pulses racing either. Brocarde got covered in sand and ended up with a cone of ice cream being pushed in her face, after Edwardo tried to get feisty with her on the beach and roll around near the sea.
“The whole trip just seemed to get worse and worse… Edwardo thought he was being passionate and romantic by wrestling me to the ground to frolic in the sand, but I was trying to share my ice cream with him and it went everywhere, all over my face, in my hair and the of course the sand stuck to it so I looked like I’d had a fight with a giant seagull.”
Seems romance really is dead.
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Amelia Jones