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World Conker Championship begins investigation after champion is caught with a steel chestnut in pocket
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Updated 13:25 15 Oct 2024 GMT+1Published 13:23 15 Oct 2024 GMT+1

World Conker Championship begins investigation after champion is caught with a steel chestnut in pocket

It's absolutely nuts

Joe Harker

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The World Conker Championship is at risk of being plunged into scandal after the men's champion was found to be carrying a steel replica of a chestnut in his pocket.

More than 200 people convened at the Shuckburgh Arms in Southwick to work out who could swing their nuts the hardest.

A 34-year-old American woman who had only come to the sport a year ago, Kelci Banschbach, became the first US citizen to claim the prestigious trophy since the World Conker Championship began in 1965.

She won the women's championships and went on to defeat the men's champion, the 82-year-old David Jakins who won the World Conker Championship for the first time after competing since 1977.

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Together they were crowned King and Queen Conker with Banschbach clinching the overall title in the end.

This year's overall winner was 'Queen Conker' Kelci Banschbach, while conker veteran David Jakins was crowned 'King Conker'. (World Conker Championships)
This year's overall winner was 'Queen Conker' Kelci Banschbach, while conker veteran David Jakins was crowned 'King Conker'. (World Conker Championships)

However, there's been some controversy over King Conker as Sky News reports that an investigation into the toughness of Jakins' nuts has been launched.

This is because he was found to be carrying a steel chestnut, which aroused suspicion that the 82-year-old might have used it to shatter the conkers of his opponents.

On his way to being crowned King Conker, Jakins partook in the exhilarating activity of smashing another man in the nuts, and on several occasions shattered his opponent's conkers in one solitary strike.

His opponent in the men's final, one Alastair Johnson-Ferguson, told the Daily Telegraph that his prize conker 'disintegrated in one hit' from Jakins 'and that just doesn't happen'.

King Conker has denied that there was anything unnatural about his conker, saying he kept the metal replica in his pocket for 'humour value', and also denied allegations that he marked the strings of various conkers so he knew which nuts would be the toughest to crack.

You see, the conkers used in the World Conker Championships are provided by the organisers and Jakins is a 'long-standing committee member' among those responsible for sorting out the conkers.

Men's champion David Jakins has denied he used a steel conker to cheat. (PA)
Men's champion David Jakins has denied he used a steel conker to cheat. (PA)

If one of the organisers knew which conkers were hardest and marked the strings they might gain an advantage, but 'King Conker' denies doing this.

In the World Conker Championships, each player takes three alternating swings at the opponent's conker.

There must be no less than 20cm of string between the participants knuckle and their nut, and it's a competition that takes integrity seriously as there are penalties for foul play.

Two people smashing their nuts against each other is serious business, and one hopes that the investigation will soon reach a verdict.

St. John Burkett told Sky that the claims of cheating were 'a load of nonsense' and that an investigation of the matter will soon be concluded after checking video replays.

He said: "We are currently minded to think that the win was fair, and that the steel conker was kept in the pocket throughout, but just need to complete the last parts of the investigation."

While the competition might be a test of who has the toughest nuts in the business, the real aim of the World Conker Championship is to raise money for charities that support the visually impaired.

They've raised over £420,000 for this cause since people started swinging their conkers around in 1965.

Featured Image Credit: Scott Barbour/Getty Images / Mary Turner/Getty Images

Topics: Extreme Sports, Sport, UK News, US News, Weird

Joe Harker
Joe Harker

Joe graduated from the University of Salford with a degree in Journalism and worked for Reach before joining the LADbible Group. When not writing he enjoys the nerdier things in life like painting wargaming miniatures and chatting with other nerds on the internet. He's also spent a few years coaching fencing. Contact him via [email protected]

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