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Woman accidentally goes to number one sex club in Berlin and has wild night out

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Published 18:12 28 Oct 2022 GMT+1

Woman accidentally goes to number one sex club in Berlin and has wild night out

A woman on holiday in Berlin accidentally ended up in the city's number one sex club.

Joe Harker

Joe Harker

A woman has explained how she was on holiday in Berlin and accidentally ended up in the city's number one sex club, somehow missing a whole load of obvious signs along the way.

Taking to her TikTok account @kyrabrownie, she thought the best way to tell this amazing accidental story was to sort of rap it to the tune of Nicki Minaj's 'Super Freaky Girl'.

The tune helps smooth over some of the more embarrassing moments involved with getting into Berlin's most notorious sex club, KitKatClub.

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The drama all starts when she and her friends are headed for a night out in Berlin, but take separate taxis to head for a nightclub.

They explained that 'me and three friends were in line for the club', so far so good as nights out go, and things get even better when 'our other friends tell us that they're already in'.

On a normal night this would mean a bit of queuing before getting in and hunting down your friends on the dancefloor, but as you already know this wasn't a normal night.

KitKatClub in Berlin, which Kyra accidentally walked into looking for her friends.
Juergen Henkelmann Photography / Alamy Stock Photo

Kyra said it was this crucial tidbit of information that she thought her friends were inside the club which meant they 'stopped noticing a lot of red flags'.

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One of the main clues they missed was that 'people in the line are all dressed kinda weird', but assuming people dress weirdly in Berlin they ignored it.

When they got to the front of the line they were told by the bouncer that they weren't allowed to wear their jeans, a bit weird but some clubs have that rule and again, it's Berlin.

Where alarm bells really should have been ringing was when they got to the coat check and got told they had to take their trousers off.

The famous club featured in Cabaret, which helped Kyra realise exactly where she was.
GRANGER - Historical Picture Archive / Alamy Stock Photo

However, according to Kayla's song 'none of us thought that this was weird at all' that they were being made to go into the club in their underwear, still firm in their belief that their friends were inside.

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Yet another red flag that this was no ordinary nightclub was that she saw 'people are dressed like very BDSM', and somehow the penny still hadn't dropped.

Looking around for the friends they were convinced had been waiting for them inside, instead Kayla sang that she saw 'some people having sexual intercourse'.

With the penny not quite dropping but perhaps about to, she was clinging to the belief that 'our friends are somewhere in here, right?'.

Wrong.

Unable to find her friends anywhere, she finally understood that she'd gone into the wrong club.

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The penny dropped at last when she spotted a sign on the wall which said 'Kit Kat', and definitely wasn't an advert for the chocolate bar.

This triggered some memory from the musical Cabaret that this was the name of Berlin's number one sex club.

Faced with that dilemma to stay or go, Kyra decided 'let's just stay, because YOLO'.

And that's how you accidentally end up at Berlin's most famous sex club.

People thought her story was absolutely hilarious, telling her it was 'the absolute best' thing they'd heard.

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Plenty of others applauded her decision to sing her story, actually managing to make it into a pretty good tune.

Featured Image Credit: TikTok/KyraBrownie Cultura Creative RF / Alamy

Topics: World News, Weird, TikTok

Joe Harker
Joe Harker

Joe graduated from the University of Salford with a degree in Journalism and worked for Reach before joining the LADbible Group. When not writing he enjoys the nerdier things in life like painting wargaming miniatures and chatting with other nerds on the internet. He's also spent a few years coaching fencing. Contact him via [email protected]

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