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Woman Claims Her Boyfriend Gets Up To 100 Erections A Day

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Woman Claims Her Boyfriend Gets Up To 100 Erections A Day

A woman has claimed her boyfriend gets up to 100 erections a day, saying it happens 'every single place' they go.

Vikki Brown, 31, and Lucas Martins, 39, first met back in 2020 – having bumped into each other by chance while shopping at a supermarket during lockdown. 

The couple, from Stoke-on-Trent, still live separately, but see one another regularly enough to know that ‘there’s no rest’ from Lucas’ constant erections. 

Vikki Brown and Lucas Martins met at a supermarket in lockdown. Credit: SWNS
Vikki Brown and Lucas Martins met at a supermarket in lockdown. Credit: SWNS
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“From the beginning until now, wherever we are he can have an erection, it’s up to 50 to 100 times a day,” healthcare worker Vikki explained. 

“We only have to be sat watching a film, walking down the street or going to friends for a coffee and he’s got an erection. 

“Sometimes it’s embarrassing but he just laughs about it.” 

Mum Vikki was single for a number of years after splitting up with her children’s father, until meeting Lucas in Morrisons when he called her ‘beautiful’ after seeing her in the queue. 

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Despite initially turning him down, Vikki ended up going on a date with Lucas and the pair have been together ever since. 

Vikki said: “We actually met in my favourite childhood supermarket Morrisons – I was in my uniform with wet hair and a mask on and as we were queuing up he walked around the corner with a massive piece of fillet steak in his basket and said ‘wow aren’t you beautiful’. 

Lucas said Vikki only has to look at him and he feels 'hungry for it'. Credit: SWNS
Lucas said Vikki only has to look at him and he feels 'hungry for it'. Credit: SWNS

“We got speaking and I turned down three coffee dates at the start because I was so happy being on my own – we would never have met unless we bumped into each other in Morrisons.” 

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She says his constant need for sex often cuts into her own time, as she struggles to keep up with chores and appointments. 

But after mentioning the issue to a doctor, Lucas was told it is not a medical issue, even though he says it’s never happened before meeting Vikki. 

She continued: “Through the whole relationship he’s always had an erection - in shops, restaurants, the gym – there's no rest from it at all and I just wondered if any other couples are the same. 

The couple have been together for two years. Credit: SWNS
The couple have been together for two years. Credit: SWNS
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"In bed it’s the same, he can go to sleep with an erection and wake up with one, even though he does night shifts there’s no change in it at all. 

“It’s every single place we are – we can be having a perfectly normal everyday conversation like ‘shall we go and climb this mountain next weekend’ and he has an erection. 

“I can come down the stairs and walk past the glass door and be in the next room and it still happens. 

“I’ve spoken to him about it and he’s always believed in good intercourse with his woman and wife-to-be – he says it will bring the relationship closer and I do believe that too, he just wants me all the time.” 

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Vikki says ‘there’s no rest’ from Lucas’ constant erections. Credit: SWNS
Vikki says ‘there’s no rest’ from Lucas’ constant erections. Credit: SWNS

Lucas, who works in management, added: “It just seems to be natural, I’ve got a wonderful woman next to me – she's a goddess, she only needs to look at me and speak to me and I get hungry for it. 

“When we first started I said I’m happy with one as long as we get on in all aspects we’ll be fine – and after a year when most couples would die down, months and years go by and we get hungrier for each other. 

“If that pheromone and testosterone just link together correctly, I can easily come to bed and look at Vikki and have an erection, I fall asleep with one and wake up with one. 

“It’s unique and different but it’s because of the woman I’ve got next to me – to me she is a goddess, she is basically a forbidden fruit and for that reason I just want to eat it. 

“It’s how she makes me feel, I’ve never experienced before how she makes me feel, our bodies are so connected and that is so easy.” 

Featured Image Credit: SWNS

Topics: UK News, Sex and Relationships

Jess Hardiman
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