A couple came home from their honeymoon to find sex dolls in their windows, manure in their truck and a tractor in their dining room, in what must be the most banterous act of post-nuptial banter to have ever have been bantered.
Prankster friends of the couple also filled their bath with balloons, individually wrapped all their cutlery in clingfilm and took the labels off all their canned food.
Pranks have become a tradition among Dave and Lianne Roe's friendship group since 2008, getting more extreme each time.
Dave, 31, and Lianne, 30, had jetted off to Mallorca for a week, and it was when they got back that they discovered friend Chris Shaw and other mates had fucked up their shit.
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Dave, a farmer, said: "I was fully expecting it - it was revenge.
"When Chris got married I wrapped his house in bale wrap and made it look like a bale - his cars, his hedge, his gates, so I was expecting it. Lianne saw the funny side.
"She thought on the way home from the airport they might have been nice and left us alone, but there was no chance."
The pranksters did at least have a conscience with the belongings of their one-year-old daughter, Jessica, being left alone.
Dave added: "They had boarded the windows up, they had put a three-piece bathroom suite in the porch - a bath, a sink and a toilet.
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"They filled all the drawers with rice, they took all the labels off the food tins so we don't know what they are.
"They filled the sugar pot up with salt, and filled all the pillows with rice.
"They put signs in the top window saying 'beware of the bull', and they put a sold sign in front of the house.
"There were some road work signs in the middle of the drive, and with my pick-up truck, they wired the foot brake up with the horn, so every time I touched the brake it sounded the horn. And he superglued the radio on full blast."
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Dave has now put the house back to normal but is still discovering tricks they have played.
Prankster Chris Shaw said: "Dave was my best man at my wedding. He's one of my best friends and he did the same sort of thing to my house. It's a tradition."
Chris, you're a bantersaurus of epic proportions. if you're reading this I salute you - and on behalf of TheLADbible - I can officially declare you a legend.
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