A guest on The Jeremy Kyle Show used his moment in the spotlight to reveal his aspirations to become a porn star - complete with a demonstration of his 'talents'.
The TV host discussed the lack of trust he, Sheldon, has for his partner Yasmin - who got off with another bloke while they were on a break.
After Jeremy teased him for not being able to start a sentence without the word 'basically', they invited her on stage. From there it all went west.
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Watch what unfolded here...
Sheldon admitted to the presenter that he thinks of himself as a bit of a "porn star", adding: "I'm creative, made my own position.
"I haven't got a name for it yet."
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Jezza then invited the couple to demonstrate it for the audience.
Viewers at home weren't able to see as it was blurred out.
However, it took an emotional turn towards the end of the segment as Yasmin failed every question on the lie detector test and it emerged that he knew she'd slept with other people.
Chin up Sheldon, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
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If you fancy yourself as a bit of a 'sexpert', then you've probably heard of this legendary sex position.
The Legends Of The 68
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Second only to the legendary 'missionary' position, the 69 is known by nymphomaniacs and sex experts as the most daring and kinky of all sexual positions.
But what if I was to tell you there was more?
What if I was to tell you that if you subtracted the legendary number by one and Googled it you would find something more.
What if I was to tell you about the fabled '68', a lesser-known position that, according to Your Tango.com, is not about providing mutual pleasure, but ensuring one partner in the couple has a seriously good time.
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Would you be interested in hearing about that?
Would you?
Well, you're still here, so I'm going to go ahead and take that as a yes.
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The position involves one person lying on their back and the other lying on their chest, on top of the giver.
The person on top must then position themselves so that their head is resting between the giver's thighs and their genitals are positioned over their mouth.
In this position, the giver has full access to their partners, balls and bum hole. While he/she's down there, they're in the perfect position to lick and suck whatever is near to your heart's content.
When the woman is on top, it means the guy's hands are free to roam wherever he likes and the girl can touch herself to heighten the experience.
According to the website, the position is "perfect for its versatility and ability to enhance sexual exploration," as you are restricted with what you can do in a normal '69' manoeuvre.
Thankfully the 68 also isn't mentioned at all in the list of the most dangerous sex position...
Dangerous Sex Positions
Scientists last year researched what's the most dangerous sex position was and found that the 'woman-on-top position' was responsible for half of all penile fractures sustained during sex, according to researchers in Brazil.
Scientists say this may be because the woman controls the penis with her entire body weight and is unable to stop if it suffers a 'wrong way penetration'.
'Doggy-style', involving the woman on all fours, caused 29 percent of fractures and is therefore considered the second most dangerous position.
Meanwhile, the safest position in the bedroom has been revealed as the man-on-top or 'missionary position'.
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Guess that's worth keeping in mind next time you're getting jiggy with it.
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