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Surely Jeremy Kyle and the people who attend the filming of the show would have heard everything by now. There have been 2,883 episodes spread out across 14 incredible seasons, with DNA tests, lie detector tests and a few heart-warming stories dotted throughout.
But, still, some guests manage to surprise and shock viewers.
Valdir started off quite well, getting Jezza to do a handshake-fist bump combination which looked decidedly awkward. But he warms up the audience by performing a rap, mainly because that's what he does for work. Then he reveals that he got a fan pregnant, but he doesn't think that it's his kid, because of her skin colour.
Despite his humorous start to the show, he quickly pissed off virtually everyone when saying that he has an 'old-fashioned education'. While you might question if that means he was in a public or state school, Valdir explains: "If I have a wife, and I have a kid with her, I don't expect to be telling you to wash the clothes, or to do the dinner, to do lunch. I don't expect to have to do these things. That's how I keep it real."
Yes, that seems real.
This valdir man on Jeremy Kyle thinks he's some god, sexist twat. He wouldn't know what hit him if he was my man :joy:
- liBRUH (@OhhSoGlamorous) December 19, 2015
Valdir on jeremy Kyle is the biggest sexist I've ever seen &i wish he'd speak the queens English. @r0bertaldred I'm now a feminist activist
- Jack (@jackcox997) November 29, 2015
Jezza says: "You're starting to lose me a bit, because you might be real but you sound like a sexist pig."
But he was there to get a paternity test not have his morality, chivalry or misogyny questioned. A video of the toddler is shown on the screen, with the rapper claiming that it couldn't be his because he claims she has green eyes and blonde hair, even though Jezza doubts him.
Despite his cries that the dates don't match up, Jezza reveals that the baby is in fact Valdir's.
But the baby's mum, Ismara, drops a bombshell by saying she doesn't want to be with him anymore. She's seen messages on his phone and she doesn't trust him.
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