You never know when you'll get the urge, okay? So it's best to be prepared. And one person is clearly covering all the bases and catering to all the kinky moods, given they've stuffed a suitcase full of sex toys.
The only thing is, they seem to have misplaced said suitcase which has now been found by a woman on a walk with her dog. Let's hope her dog isn't too traumatised...
Holly Adam, from Dorset, was the unsuspecting woman who saw the mysterious box which immediately intrigued her pooch. When the doggo's barks wouldn't abate, Holly decided to inspect.
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She quickly opened the suitcase which unveiled a plethora of dildos, vibrators, butt plugs. As anyone would, she swiftly snapped a pic and rushed home (sans toys, of course).
Holly's friend, Shadiya Zeinab was surprised when she received the pic - especially as all those would've cost a pretty penny - which made her wonder why they'd abandoned it.
Shadiya told Dorset Live: "She lives just around the corner, she sent me the pictures. It's on the road near Cavendish Place.
"Her dog was quite interested so she had to take him away pretty swiftly. You see a lot of fly tipping around here but never that.
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"I can't imagine anyone has claimed it yet. It was a whole briefcase - it's so random. I can't believe it, someone's chucked around £500 away, they're not cheap."
Shadiya then shared an image on her socials asking someone to claim the goods, writing: "Anyone lost their finishing kit? Round Cavendish Place if so."
While you might be thinking, 'how does someone lose a bag of dildos?', It's actually not that uncommon.
Over in Somerset, one poor soul was in such a rush, they left behind 10 of their sex toy goodies.
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The selection of pink and purple vibrators and bullets were left next to a drain close to a branch of Natwest in Bridgwater.
Posting the picture to a Facebook group aptly named 'THE BRIDGWATER BULLET', the photographer explained where the items could be found.
A similar collection (pink and purple) was also found in Manchester outside a grocery shop. One mum was shocked to find a bag full of adult toys discarded on the road. And this one contained way more (maybe the bag got too heavy and ripped?).
So, owners of sex toys, please dispose of your toys responsibly. No one wants to trip over a Rampant Rabbit.
Faima Bakar