Someone has documented their entire Megabus journey from Glasgow to London and, as you may expect, it doesn't disappoint.
The person has taken to Reddit to give regular updates on what is usually around an eight hour journey which costs around £12 ($16).
Of course, a 400-mile trip down to the country's capital for just over a tenner does come with some downsides, which this Reddit user perfectly highlighted.
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It seems, this person's first issue is the lack of space which was followed closely by the fact that there was a hen party beside them. Oh, and the loo didn't have a locking door.
The poster, who said in the comments they'd paid £20 for a return ticket, also noted that someone was pressing the stop button which resulted in a beeping sound through the bus... they were doing this despite there not being a stop for four hours.
In another point, the person pointed out how someone two seats away had decided to take his shoes and socks off. Nice.
People started to eat at a certain point into the journey - someone has salt and vinegar crisps, another had a meatball sub (which could be smelt not seen) and the Redditor's neighbour opted to eat egg fried rice with his hands.
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At some point during the night, the heating was ramped up which we assume was to get everyone to go to sleep. For this person it meant 'drowning in my own sweat'.
As the bus was approaching the final stages of the trip, the Reddit user explains how the driver began travelling along the cats eyes for a few miles which they believed was a way to wake people up.
By 7am an 'orchestra' of alarms began to play from fellow passengers' phones.
The person concluded their updates by pointing out that it wasn't complete hell. They wrote: "All things considered however, I got off easy. Seat reclined. Quiet comrades. No vomit. No s**t. Chargers worked. Signal was good all journey. I feel like a pioneer. Or maybe a convict.
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"But I'm a convict whose life sentence is about to be overturned. As I now approach Victoria Coach Station the thought enters me head.
"Would I ever do this again? The answer is no. No I wouldn't. But alas I'm booked into the overnight Sunday/Monday route. F**k. Until then, goodbye."
Adorably, someone suggested that anyone who got joy from the journey should club in to get the Redditor a train back instead of them having to put up with another Megabus trip. They said they'd donate £1, to which the original poster wrote: "I'll probably need 500 more donations."
LADbible has reached out to Megabus for comment.
Rebecca Shepherd