Tired Tesco Employee Has Hilarious Pre-Work Rant

For anybody who has ever worked shifts in retail, there will be a bit of you that can relate to this girl's hilarious pre-work rant.

Jade Pinner, 19, from Basildon, Essex, had been on a night out, and having had very little sleep, she wasn't best pleased to be getting ready for a late shift at Tesco.

She filmed herself letting off some steam about how much she was dreading it.

Messing with her uniform, Jade said in the video: "Girls, I'm not going to lie to you. I've had no sleep. And I'm working till ten tonight."

She then lets out a huge dramatic scream before shouting: "I feel like killing myself."

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Jade then launches into a bit of solo role play, acting out a general customer service scenario.

She says: "Hello, yes I can show you where this! Aisle 22. Why don't you look at what it says on f***ing board instead of asking me what aisle butter is in!"

Then for some unknown reason she spits on her own floor - which only adds to the video - before starting to throw some quick punches.

The best bit about the whole thing is easily when she ducks the invisible punch coming at her from the imaginary customer she's fighting; if you aren't laughing by now you clearly have no sense of humour.

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Jade posted the incredible video to TikTok and it soon went viral. In just under a day, it had racked up 400,000 views on Twitter alone.

Speaking about the clip, she said: "I was annoyed that I needed to go in to work so I decided to film myself. I was working at Tesco for a year at that point but quit 4 months ago.

"I started working at Tesco because I didn't have much to get by. I went out the night before the video was taken and I was so tired.

"And also, customers ask you where things are but you can clearly see it on the board. I wish customers could realise this."

Speaking about her viral video, she said: "I made a TikTok account because I was bored so I'm buzzing the video went viral."

Clearly, the retail life wasn't Jade's calling and she quit her Tesco job a month after the video was taken before moving to Lincolnshire.

Tesco confirmed to LADbible that Jade was a former employee who resigned earlier this year, but declined to comment.

Topics: Viral, Funny, Community

Amelia Ward

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