Woman hilariously discovers 'OAPs at nursing homes are having more sex than her'
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A TikToker was recently shocked to learn that old people in nursing homes sneak into each other's rooms at night and f**k 'like bunnies'.
Yep, the news everyone wants to hear on a Monday afternoon - old people are having more sex than you.
There's something to be said for nursing homes; everything you need is in one place and apparently that includes a dating life to rival the few randomers that swipe on Tinder like it's a competitive sport.
Shocked by the revelation, Annie told her followers: "I need someone from a nursing home to confirm this, but my friend told me that she works in a nursing home, and apparently, they all root each other.
"Like they have hormones flying everywhere. Like I don't even know what's going on, but they just root like bunnies."
Now we're all on the same page about slag, lets's hear what Annie had to say about the pensioners being in the same room: "Apparently they just sneak into each other's rooms and they just go to town.
"I'm pretty sure these oldies are having more sex than I am right now."
But the biggest revelation for Annie was the fact that the reveal challenged her views about elderly people: "Like, I don't know why I thought you get old and then you just no one wants to have sexy time.
"Like, I just thought that's what happens. You just get old and whatever. I don't even know how these guys can like, must be taking something."
I'm not sure but, yeah, apparently everyone's just like sleeping with each other. It's just like high school.
Annie went on to plead with her followers asking someone to explain what was happening, saying: "But I need someone to confirm because this is wild to me and maybe I should go to a nursing home."
We're not sure that moving into a nursing home is the key to solving all your dating woes, but, hey, we're not here to tell you how to live your life.
Still, people confirmed that what Annie heard is, in fact, true, with one follower saying: "My mum works in one and yes This is true as, they try to talk dirty to my mum and she’s like no I’ve being married 22 years."
While another added: "THIS IS TRUE."
Hey, at least old age doesn't seem as depressing as it's made out to be!