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Man with 'world's largest penis' has claimed it's stopped him from pursuing his dream job

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Updated 16:10 17 Mar 2025 GMTPublished 14:59 17 Mar 2025 GMT

Man with 'world's largest penis' has claimed it's stopped him from pursuing his dream job

Jonah Falcon claims to have a manhood that's 13.5 inches long when erect

Joshua Nair

Joshua Nair

The man who claims to have the world's biggest member has spoken about some of the struggles he's faced because of it.

He's become a minor celebrity in his time due to the sheer size of it, but Jonah Falcon has insisted that it's all not glitz and glamour, despite what a lot of men may think.

The 54-year-old isn't the first man with an unusually large penis to complain about its negative repercussions though, as Brit Matt Barr has explained how his day-to-day life is affected by his parts.

Falcon though, has claimed that his penis measures eight inches (20cm) when flaccid, and a whopping 13.5 inches (34cm) when erect, explaining that it's 'thicker than his wrist'.

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The American is a podcast host and actor, and has even made an appearance on ITV's This Morning to talk about his situation.

Apparently, the bloke's slept with a few A-List celebrities as well, claiming: "I've slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners. But I can't talk about that.

"I can't even say if it was men or women – it's a very limited list so I don't want to narrow it down too far. It wasn't Meryl Streep – I'll just leave it at that," he stated.

Falcon has complained about the same things that people want him to do with it, such as measure it in front of them, which can get annoying, but above all, his dream career has been taken away from him.

The New Yorker says that his dream job has been taken away due to his member (Instagram/@jonahfalcon1970)
The New Yorker says that his dream job has been taken away due to his member (Instagram/@jonahfalcon1970)

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Despite receiving offers to be part of the adult industry, he has turned them down over the years in favour of an acting career.

More specifically, in TV shows and feature length films, but the attention he has received for his penis size has stopped him from being cast.

He claimed that when directors or producers look him up online, they see articles and videos about his manhood, and are instantly turned off from hiring him.

Even though he is against getting into porn, Falcon has admitted that he has been offered money for pictures of his penis, and sex with people who are interested.

The American claimed that he accepted $500 (£385) to pose in underwear for some snaps for a woman, and that another paid $1,000 (£770) to have sex with him, things that he claims 'feeds his ego'.

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Falcon says that his ego is boosted by people that want to see or experience his manhood (Instagram/@jonahfalcon1970)
Falcon says that his ego is boosted by people that want to see or experience his manhood (Instagram/@jonahfalcon1970)

However, Falcon admitted that he prefers to hide his bulge, adding: "I tend to wear baggy or pleated pants to go 'incognito'."

And apparently, it hasn't stopped growing, as he explained: "For some reason, it's gotten thicker to the point that I can't receive oral sex, and intercourse requires a very slow entry.

"It's [also] harder to get absolutely fully erect – though that's a function of age, I think."

He has also previously revealed that he wants to donate his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum following his death.

Featured Image Credit: Instagram/@jonahfalcon1970

Topics: Community, Sex and Relationships, Weird, Adult Industry

Joshua Nair
Joshua Nair

Joshua Nair is a journalist at LADbible. Born in Malaysia and raised in Dubai, he has always been interested in writing about a range of subjects, from sports to trending pop culture news. After graduating from Oxford Brookes University with a BA in Media, Journalism and Publishing, he got a job freelance writing for SPORTbible while working in marketing before landing a full-time role at LADbible. Unfortunately, he's unhealthily obsessed with Manchester United, which takes its toll on his mental and physical health. Daily.

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