Jeremy Clarkson Launches 'B******s' Scented Candle
Jeremy Clarkson has shown off his new business venture... candles that 'smell like b*****s', watch your back Gwyneth Paltrow.
The former Top Gear presenter showed off his new product on the official account for his farm, named Diddly Squat.
In the clip, Clarkson says: "Just in, for the Diddly Squat Farm shop... a candle. Eat your heart out Gwyneth Paltrow." Before taking a deep sniff and adding: "Mmm, the great smell of scrotum."
Clarkson's candle launch comes after Paltrow launched a candle through Goop called This Smell Like My Vagina, which sold out within days.
Apparently the candle's name started off as a bit of a joke but it stuck - according to a description on the Goop website, Paltrow took a whiff off a the fragrance that would be used and remarked to pal Douglas Little: "Uhhh, this smells like a vagina."
And if you're wondering what a vagina smells like Paltrow, it's a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed. Sounds lovely.
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Hot on the success of her vagina candle, Paltrow also launched This Smells Like My Orgasm.
A description for that one reads: "A fitting follow-up to that candle - you know the one - this blend is made with tart grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes for a scent that's sexy, surprising and wildly addictive."
The candles were best sellers on the Goop site, despite the $75 (£60) price tag. I'm assuming Clarkson will price his a little bit lower.
Meanwhile, Clarkson is involved in a brand-new Amazon Prime show called I Bought A Farm, which, as the name suggests, sees the TV personality selling up, leaving the city and heading for a farm in Oxfordshire.
He's been documenting his journey on the Diddly Squat Farm Instagram account but viewers will have to wait until next to year to see the show.
Clarkson hasn't been afraid of getting his hands dirty and has so far helped out during lambing season. Bought a whopping 250,000 and opened up a farm shop... where you'll soon be able to buy a balls-scented candle.
Featured Image Credit: Diddly Squat Farm