In a world of celebrities sharing their shocking sex stories, Jamie Laing's latest confession might not even be that crazy.
Whether its Nikki Glaser admitting that she likes to see her boyfriend sleep with other women, or Rebel Wilson revealing that she didn't lose her virginity until the age of 35, sex stories are selling more than ever.
Although we might be more sex positive than ever, there are some of us (me), who frankly do not care and do not want to know what other people are getting up to in their free time.
But Jamie Laing clearly doesn't care about me, because his latest X-rated confession saw him admit to performing a bizarre BDSM routine on himself to a teddy bear audience as a child.
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Speaking with with Olivia Attwood on her Olivia's House podcast, the Made in Chelsea star said: "I can't believe I'm saying this. As a young kid, I got horny without realising it, I must have done, so I put my teddy bears in a line and got my mum's wooden spoon...
"I put my teddy bears in a row and I went to them: 'Look, this is what happens when you're a naughty boy,' and I spanked my bum with the wooden spoon!"
While Olivia and Jamie's wife Sophie were left in stitches, suggesting that it was even weirder that he referred to the spoon as his mother's, the 37-year-old wasn't done there.
Olivia interuppted: "Wait, Jamie, I feel like I'm having a fever dream. Are you actually telling us that you performed BDSM on yourself in front of your stuffed animals?"
He continued: "I swear! In front of Simba and Nala! I then got my silky and went a bit further. I tied one end to my penis and another end to the door and I would slam the door shut so I would go: 'Oooh!'," which he even gave us a visual representation of by thrusting his hips in the air.
Sophie, who welcomed son Ziggy back in December as Jamie became a dad for the first time, was perhaps regretting some rather big life decisions, admitting that she was 're-evaluating' her 'whole life' after hearing her husband's horny past, describing it as 'so upsetting'.
As long as he remembers that not everything needs to be shared in front of a microphone, he'll be a great dad, although Ziggy might not be too impressed if he finds this clip in 2040.
Bizarrely, this isn't the first time we've heard about the presenter's penis, as he also spoke in detail about the injury he suffered to his member after running some ultra-marathons.
And while his wife might have been judging his latest confession on Olivia Atwood's podcast, it seems as if she buys into his behaviour, even accidentally sharing a picture of his phallus on Instagram last year.
Topics: Podcast
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