Tom Brady brutally roasts Kevin Hart over cheating on wife Eniko
Tom Brady got his own back on Kevin Hart by joking about him cheating on his pregnant wife during a Netflix roast.
If you're not familiar with how a roast works it's an event where the guest of honour is going to be pelted by jokes from people they know and there will be very few things out of bounds.
Kevin Hart is no stranger to being part of these events but this time the tables were turned on him, and former NFL star Brady was looking to even the score after he'd been called a 'b***h' by Hart at his own roast a couple of years ago.
Hart opened the event by telling the assembled guests: "You go and say what you want to say. Say it. I don’t give a s**t. At the end of the day, I’m Kevin Hart. I’m the man."
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After telling everyone to hit him with their best shots more than one speaker decided to joke about Hart's affair where he cheated on his pregnant wife Eniko.
"All right, this won’t take long, because, as you guys know, I’m a busy man. But I do have a few words for you before I return to my affairs in Las Vegas," Brady said during his part of the roast.
"Oh, wait, I’m talking about affairs in Las Vegas. Was that off? Not supposed to talk about affairs in Vegas? I think I broke another rule. F**k it. I talked about it."
Hart had been jabbing at Brady before the roast even started, saying his own event would be 'way better than the Brady roast' because unlike the former NFL star he was 'not a b***h'.
Brady had hit back at that by saying: "Well, unlike your real dad, I actually showed up."
He was far from the only one to participate in the roast, or even to joke about Hart's relationship with his wife.
'The same colour and size as their favourite dildo' - Dwayne Johnson
They've worked together a lot and Dwayne Johnson joked that everyone thought he must be 'here to carry another s**tty Kevin Hart vehicle'.
However, he quickly moved onto calling Hart a 'little burnt Oompa-Loompa' and complimenting his wife.
He said: "I want to just take a moment to give a shout out to all the ladies up here on this dais.
"You all look beautiful, magnificent, sexy. You know who else looks sexy? Kevin’s wife, Eniko."
That got a 'what the f**k' from Hart, while Johnson joked that Eniko should have 'an Academy Award for pretending she likes to f**k you', adding that women seem to like the diminutive comedian because he's the 'same size and colour as their favourite dildo'.
'I said, 'I hate him.' They said, 'Come anyway.' - Katt Williams
There's been some love lost between these two over the years as Williams once accused Hart of being an industry plant, but they seemed to bury the hatchet over the medium of insulting each other and getting it out of their system.
"I’m surprised they invited me," Williams said as he took to the stage.
"That’s how little star power you have. They had to start inviting your enemies. I said, ‘I hate him.’ They said, ‘Come anyway.'
"Very humble of me to be at your GOAT roast tonight. Kevin, I’ve won an Emmy Award, but this is going to be my best acting tonight as I pretend like you are a GOAT for the people at home.
"You’re wondering, why is the Katt man doing this for the money? B***h, this is my Riyadh Comedy Festival, only one with a soul."
In an unorthodox way of ending the feud, Williams told Hart he was 'gonna hear some things tonight that you’re not familiar with' before saying 'those things are called punchlines'.
Topics: Kevin Hart, Netflix, Celebrity
Joe Harker