Review Claims Woman Made Herself Orgasm Twice During Tom Hiddleston’s Play Betrayal
Jamie Lloyd's smash-hit production of Harold Pinter's Betrayal stars none other than Tom Hiddleston in his Broadway debut.
And while many people were excited to see the MCU heavyweight on stage, one woman is reported to have taken this to a whole other level.
If I'm reading this All That Chat post correctly, a female audience member masturbated to Tom Hiddleston during a performance of Betrayal on Broadway. pic.twitter.com/dVhmrAycQT
- Adam Roberts (@heyadamroberts) September 16, 2019
In a lengthy statement on the All That Chat message board, a fellow audience member claims to have witnessed a 'young woman in her thirties' pleasuring herself as she watched the 38-year-old actor in action... twice.
The post said: "I could hear and my companion could feel a rhythmic banging against his armrest, punctuated by occasional low moans and giggles (not loud, but the women in front of me turned around a bunch of times with a puzzled look on her face).
"The rhythmic banging got faster and faster, until finally there was one slightly louder 'Ha' and she resumed normal seat position, put her head back and closed her eyes."
The review went on to state: "We thought this bizarre incident was over, but lo and behold, as Tom Hiddleston got closer to downstage right and was kissing the female character, our row mate assumed the position again and once more started the process up, with another final 'Ha' and nap.
"She woke up for the bows, stood and clapped enthusiastically and then exited quickly. There really is no question in our minds or the mind of the woman sitting in front of us what had happened."
They ended with a fair warning: "By the way, the show really was wonderful and the cast first rate. But you might want to avoid seat B-3."
The review was posted on Twitter, where it has received hundreds of shocked reactions - including a hilarious comment from Tom's Avengers: Endgame co-star Chris Pratt.
That's a pretty damn good review if you ask me @twhiddleston https://t.co/eFSAmEQsRi
- chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 17, 2019
Posting the tweet on his own account, the actor wrote: "That's a pretty damn good review if you ask me, Tom Hiddleston".
He's not wrong - if anything, this woman's introduced a whole new rating system. Forget five stars, it appears Betrayal is so good, it's quite literally orgasmic.
And if you're wondering about the legitimacy of this review, the alleged companion commented on the post to validate the story, writing: "Hey there! Was the companion in this post - can confirm. It happened and it was truly a wild ride from start to finish."
So what are you waiting for? If you want to see what the big deal is, catch Betrayal while it's still hot. Although, as said, best to avoid seat B-3.
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