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Taylor Swift describes Travis Kelce's penis in x-rated detail in new song lyrics

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Published 17:43 3 Oct 2025 GMT+1

Taylor Swift describes Travis Kelce's penis in x-rated detail in new song lyrics

Fans couldn't believe their ears after hearing the song

Brenna Cooper

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Taylor Swift has left fans stunned after appearing to reference fiancé Travis Kelce's manhood in lyric from new album The Life Of A Showgirl.

The pop mega-star released her 12th album today and her trusty army of Swifties wasted no time in devouring the latest offering, which is said to have been inspired by her career and blossoming relationship with NFL star Kelce.

Swift began dating Kelce in summer 2023 after the Kansas City Chiefs tight end decided to shoot his shot with the 'Love Story' hitmaker when her Eras Tour rolled into town.

Fast forward two years and the pair are now engaged, allowing Swift's songwriting to move from heartbreak to the joys of being in love.

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Which she very much is, judging by one particularly cheeky song.

The singer made a cheeky nod to Travis Kelce on her new album (Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for The Recording Academy)
The singer made a cheeky nod to Travis Kelce on her new album (Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for The Recording Academy)

In the track 'Wood', which should honestly be your first clue about where this is going, Swift talks about reaching 'New Heights of manhood' which is of course a nod to Kelce's podcast which he hosts with his brother.

The references don't stop there either, as she sings the following lines: "Forgive me, it sounds cocky / He ah-matised me and opened my еyes / Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see / His love was thе key that opened my thighs."

Which of course sounds like something straight out of Sabrina Carpenter's playbook.

So what does it all mean?

Capital FM notes that 'ah-matised' is likely a censored version of the slang term 'd--kmatised', which means a person who is obsessed with a man due to sexual attraction, if you get what I mean.

Redwoods are amongst the tallest of trees in the world and it doesn't take a genius to deduce what 'thе key that opened my thighs' could possibly mean.

Seems pretty safe to say the pair are very happy together.

The footballer seems to be Swift's happy ever after (Patrick Smith/Getty Images)
The footballer seems to be Swift's happy ever after (Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Kelce wasn't the only person to get a mention on The Life Of A Showgirl, with the 35-year-old also appearing to take aim at Charli XCX.

Curious fans couldn't help but wonder who Swift could be talking about on the track 'Actually Romantic' when she sings: "I heard you call me Boring Barbie when the coke's got you brave/ High-fived my ex and then you said you're glad he ghosted me/ Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face."

Several fans have since put forward the idea that 'Actually Romantic' is a rebuttal to Charli's song 'Sympathy Is A Knife'

However it is worth noting that neither Charli or Taylor has ever confirmed or denied the above theories, with both singers have only ever spoken kindly about the other in interviews or on-stage.

LADbible previously contacted Taylor Swift's reps for comment.

Featured Image Credit: (Gotham/GC Images)

Topics: Music, Sex and Relationships, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce

Brenna Cooper
Brenna Cooper

Brenna Cooper is a journalist at LADbible. She graduated from the University of Sheffield with a degree in History, followed by an NCTJ accredited masters in Journalism. She began her career as a freelance writer for Digital Spy, where she wrote about all things TV, film and showbiz. Her favourite topics to cover are music, travel and any bizarre pop culture.

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