Considering the amount of ridiculous NSFW bloopers that seem to come out of these morning TV programmes, it's a wonder they're still going.
Take for instance this blooper on Omaha's KMTV Morning Blend, when they decided to bring in a 'sand castle building expert' to teach the host, Mike DiGiacomo, how to build a sand castle.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Well this...
The host only went and built himself a giant sand penis.
Was it just a mishap? Was he subconsciously compensating for something? I can but speculate.
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But lets go through it frame-by-frame to see if it will give us an insight into Mike DiGiacomo's mind.
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To be fair to the lad, even before he begins adding 'decoration' it looks like a dick.
Image Credit: Youtube / KMTV Action 3 News
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Now he makes a few indents into the shaft wall of the castle.
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Then the castle is fortified through the addition of a couple of sand balls.
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Nice one Mike, what can I say, you're an artist.
Words by James Dawson
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