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A relationship is a lot of giving, and a lot of taking.
No, not like that, you dirty bastards.
It could be argued that it's all about giving and taking love, but there's also an awful lot of shit that is there for the giving and the taking.
Not long back, my girlfriend surprised me with a list of all the ridiculous responses I say to her, and so I felt it was time to pay back that pleasure.
Now, I'm a big fan of my Mrs, don't get me wrong. But she, as we all are sometimes, is guilty of speaking without thinking.
Those times she managed to say something off the cuff, that come across as a bit silly, I took note of.
All of this is just another dose of lovableness, I guess.
I can laugh at the silly things she says, as can she. If we couldn't, well it'd be a bit shit wouldn't it?
Words by Mark McGowan