Teresa May Is A Glamour Model, Soft Porn Actress And Definitely Shouldn't Be Our Next Prime Minister

Forget everything you thought about Teresa May lads, turns out she is a glamour model who appeared in the video for the Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up - and she definitely won't be the new Prime Minister.

Teresa May is a lot more likely to be getting her tits out for a photoshoot and drinking 'a large bottle of Prosecco' than she is leading the country. Teresa May is more likely to be selling her bra and panties through her official website, than she is appearing at PMQs. Teresa May is more likely to announce that she's 'off to bed as hubby is feeling rather happy and randy' than she is announcing when we will leave the EU.

Yes, that's right lads, Teresa May isn't fit to be Prime Minister whatsoever.

Why's that? Because the woman taking over from David Cameron isn't called 'Teresa May', she is in fact called 'Theresa May'. Make sure you get the spelling right mate.

Today, instead of our future Prime Minister trending on Twitter - because you lot can't spell - a very different woman has been trending. Teresa May - a glamour model, soft porn actress and veteran of the Prodigy's video for Smack My Bitch Up.

Here's what she has to say about it...

Having received some stick since it was announced Theresa May would be taking over as Prime Minister, Teresa has changed her bio to 'I am a UK model, not the Home Secretary' and she's been threatening to block anybody who kicks off with her.

Teresa May was born in the mid-60s, a decade after her political (almost) namesake, and her real name is Teresa Betteridge.

The Mirror has reported she has appeared in magazines like Hustler, Men Only and Razzle. As well as appearing in the Prodigy's infamous single in 1997 and going on to appear in B-movies such as Nude & Naughty, Petticoat Passions Vol 1 and Lesbian Student Nurses.

You've got to feel a bit bad for her, I wouldn't want to be compared to a big-name politician either. But on the plus side, since the mix up happened she's rocketed to almost 10,000 followers on Twitter.

I guess every story has a happy ending.

Words by James Dawson

Image Credit: Twitter / RealTeresaMay

Topics: theresa may

James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.

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