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Lad Potentially Saves Girl's Life With Diagnosis From Outrageous Sex Act

Lad Potentially Saves Girl's Life With Diagnosis From Outrageous Sex Act

This is the story of Redditor DaySee. He was having casual sex with a girl for a while and they had not been shy in how they spent their time together. However, in his own words, things were starting to wind down.

That was before the female in question randomly sent him a video. The footage showed her with a sex toy doing some pretty explicit stuff involving female ejaculation. The pair decided they wanted to explore this further.

Now, before we get into the nitty-gritty with this tale, we should tell you that DaySee is a male nurse. He knows all there is to know about the human anatomy and, during one particular, ahem, session, he quickly cottoned on to what was actually happening.


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DaySee explained on a Reddit thread in quite graphic nature about the intimate details of what would take place with the girl and he accepted that urine was a part of the ejaculation.

The pair had reignited some flames and had been at it for a fair few weeks when DaySee had become familiar with the taste of his partner's urine. He described that there was a sweet taste to it... and then suddenly something clicked.

DaySee wrote: "The perverted side of me thought all this was kinky as hell, so I really didn't think on it too much until this morning. I just woke up and had a weird nurse's epiphany about it. Sweet urine. Glucose urine. Glycosuria. Jesus Christ. I'm a... dumbass."

He sprinted over to where he kept his backup glucometer, woke the girl up and pricked her finger to check her blood-sugar levels.

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They were high, very high.

DaySee then posted: "She's got diabetes. I broke the news as gently as I could which was something to the tune of, 'Holy shit fuck! That's some serious fucking diabetes! Call your doctor!'"

This guy potentially saved the girl's life via this sex act. That's a modern love story which will go down through the ages.

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For those concerned for the girl's well-being, she was doing fine afterwards with doctors running tests to find out the extent of her diabetes.

You can find out more information about the condition at Diabetes UK.

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