A giant penis has appeared at King Charles' coronation party site - the news no royalist really wants to hear.
Just days before the Coronation party, cocky pranksters have mowed a large willy into a 'perfect lawn' on one of Britain's most famous streets.
The huge d*** appeared overnight on the grass outside the posh Royal Crescent in Bath on Thursday (4 May).
As things stand, no one knows who is responsible.
The free willy appeared just two days before a large Coronation party, which is said to be planned for the grounds of The Royal Crescent, known globally as the 'perfect lawn'.
It's surrounded by a number of posh homes from the 18th century.
According to a flyer, on the day of the Coronation (Saturday, 6 May) the Royal Crescent is hosting a Georgian-themed 'Grand Coronation Party'.
It reads: ''Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era.
''Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.''
LADbible has contacted Royal Crescent for comment.
Well, royal fans will be relieved to know that the ceremony won't be held next to a giant penis as it's set to take place this weekend at Westminster Abbey on Saturday, 6 May.
The Palace said the Coronation will be 'rooted in longstanding traditions and pageantry' but also 'reflect the monarch's role today and look towards the future'.
Charles is set to be anointed with holy oil, crowned with the majestic St Edward's Crown and blessed during the historic ceremony.
The Palace announced the date last year and said: "Buckingham Palace is pleased to announce that the coronation of His Majesty The King will take place on Saturday 6 May 2023.
"The coronation ceremony will take place at Westminster Abbey, London, and will be conducted by the Archbishop of Canterbury.
"The ceremony will see His Majesty King Charles III crowned alongside the Queen Consort.
"The coronation will reflect the monarch's role today and look towards the future, while being rooted in longstanding traditions and pageantry."
Charles ascended to the throne on 8 September 2022, upon the death of his mother Queen Elizabeth II, who was crowned back in 1953.
But due to his mother's advanced age, Charles' coronation has been in planning for years, under the code name 'Operation Golden Orb'.
Planning meetings were said to have been held once a year and were attended by representatives of the government, the Church of England, and staff for Charles.