Going to Bunnings Warehouse can be an absolute dream come true for some people.
It's their happy place where they get to live out all their DIY fantasies and hope for a better, swankier home.
That essence has been wrapped up in a nice little bow by Aussie YouTuber Garn. who has debuted a hilarious take on what he would be like as a Bunnings worker.
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He's donned the iconic red staff shirt and green apron and pretended to be an employee of the legendary company.
Not only has he got the look down pat, but he also says something that is pretty hilarious during the video.
Garn said: "Once the green apron and the fresh out of the box Kmart $20 steel caps go on, I'm instantly granted the complete and utter authority to tell fully qualified tradies how to do their job.
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"Easiest job out, but, is the greeter. Standing around and greeting people as they enter, you're essentially being paid to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.
"Half the time, people don't even register what you're saying to them."
It's not half wrong that some Bunnings staffers are young blokes and ladies who get asked loads of questions from tradies about where this and that is and whether it'll work on their project.
The teen workers sometimes have absolutely no clue and are just trying to earn enough money for a decent holiday.
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One person watching the video on YouTube wrote: "As someone who worked for Bunnings for nine years walking around and avoiding customers was what I was getting paid to do and yes I had no f**kin clue what I was selling to those tradies."
Another added: "As a Bunnings worker, who's literally sitting here in my Bunnings clothes, this makes me happy."
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That's not to say Bunnings hires people with no DIY knowhow as there are plenty of workers who will know more than tradies.
Garn. also hilariously targets the classic Bunnings sausage sizzle and tries to set up his own in the car park to compete with the official weekend one.
"Essentially, I get out there in the parking lot with my lil f**king gas cooker, little sign, and a couple of snags and I'll offer a cheaper alternative on the big la-di-da snags.
"If you find a lower price on a stocked snag, I'll beat the c**t by 10 per cent. And 10 per cent on a snag is like 11 cents, but you try telling that to boomer who's based their entire personality around being 'saving savy'. I get the sale every time."
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It's a fantastic parody of one of the best places to go on a weekend and he's absolutely nailed it.
Featured Image Credit: Garn./YouTubeTopics: Australia