Advert

Latest

First Rumoured Names For This Year's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here
published atin 15 minutes
Advert
Advert

Most Popular

Advert
News

Melbourne Man Caught Outside His Home Because His Housemate Was Having Loud Sex

Melbourne Man Caught Outside His Home Because His Housemate Was Having Loud Sex

A Melbourne man has given one of the funniest excuses for breaking Stage 4 lockdown.

Under the rules, millions of residents are only allowed to leave their home for four reasons, they can only exercise once a day for an hour, only one person in the household can do the shopping per day, you have to stay within 5kms of your home and you can't be outside your home for any reason from 8pm until 5am.

There have been hundreds of people booked for doing the wrong thing since the restrictions were introduced and it's baffling to see people still trying to skirt around the rules.

However, one bloke clearly had had enough in his home due to some raunchy scenes playing out near him.

Advert

A statement from Victoria Police said the man was caught in his car on Sunday evening.

When officers asked him why he was outside the 5km radius, he said his housemate was having loud sex with an 'intimate partner' and he had to get some space.

More Like ThisMore Like This

1 of 6
News

Victoria Police Have Handed Out $27.8 Million Worth Of Covid Fines

News

Melbourne Man Told Police He Wasn't Wearing A Face Mask Because Of A Bad Pimple

published at2 months ago

Loads of us have been there when the housemate has become a little randy and forgotten (or not cared) that people might be able to hear every slap, squeak, moan and groan during a session that can go for hours.

Pre-Covid we've been able to get out for some fresh air. The bloke probably should have gone for a walk around the block rather than a drive outside his neighbourhood.

Advert

Victoria Police have heard every excuse under the sun after catching people breaking the rules.

One bloke was recently booked for helping a mate move a TV and then travelled to a fast food place 27kms from his home. Another incident saw a man have four friends over to visit at his bungalow in the backyard of a Mount Alexander property to 'watch the footy'. Several have been booked for playing Pokémon Go.

In a 24-hour period on the weekend, a whopping 270 fines were dished out to people.

Featured Image Credit: PA

Topics: News, COVID-19-Negative, Australia

Chosen for YouChosen for You

What Exactly Is A 'Substantial Meal' Under Tier Three Coronavirus Rules?
published ata day ago

Most Read StoriesMost Read

News

Marcus Rashford Rallies Communities Across Country To Provide Free Meals Over School Holidays

published at32 minutes ago
Rishi Sunak Barred From His Local Pub Over Vote Against Free School Meals

Stewart Perrie

Stewart Perrie is a Trending Journalist at LADbible. His first job was as a newsreader and journalist at the award winning Sydney radio station, Macquarie Radio. He was solely responsible for the content broadcast on multiple stations across Australia when the MH17, Germanwings and AirAsia disasters unfolded. Stewart has covered the conflict in Syria for LADbible, interviewing a doctor on the front line, and has contributed to the hugely successful UOKM8 campaign.