Leaked Footage Purports To Show Harambe Having Sex
A lot of us have had our dicks out for Harambe since his tragic killing back in May, but if this posthumously leaked footage appearing to show the gorilla taking a visit to the boneyard is anything to go by, he had his own one out way before his legions of fans did.
The video, aptly entitled 'Harambe Having Sex - Cincinnati Zoo', purportedly shows the much-loved Western Lowland assuming the speed bump position on an unknown gorilla.
Given the 11-second running time, it's hard to decipher the context or authenticity. A quick Google search tells me that there is no specific mating season for gorillas, which would support the nonchalance with which Harambe plays on all fours.
Credit: Michael Thomas
The footage is one of many celebrity sex leaks. Harambe, if he is indeed the gorilla in question, can now count himself among Tommy Lee, Ray J and Gene Simmons.
Representatives at Cincinnati Zoo are yet to comment on the video.
Words by Josh Teal