What do you do when nature calls and you're far from home? Well, you're best ask Rebel Wilson as she recently revealed that she once used someone's garden as a toilet.
The Aussie actor made the embarrassing confession on the Life Uncut podcast with Brittany Hockley and Laura Byrne this week.
According to her account, it all started when she was having a bit of a down day and so she did what anyone else would do - ordered pizza and a two-litre bottle of Pepsi for lunch.
But this only made things worse, and so Wilson, 41, decided to fix things by going out on a hike.
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Seems like a logical thing to do, right? But things took a turn when she started walking down a hill towards some houses between her home and the park.
"I get this instant feeling like I've got to go to the toilet," she explained. "I can't make it the few streets back to my place... It hit me and it was all inside and it just had to come out.
"But I'm feral, I'm just in leggings, like I don't look nice, I don't have any makeup on or whatever.
"I'd been in the movie Bridesmaids so I was kind of recognisable, not a superstar or anything, but I was kind of recognisable."
At this point, the Pitch Perfect star was on a residential street and understandably didn't fancy knocking on a stranger's door to ask them to use their loo.
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Although she knew there was a toilet at the park, it was too far to walk, and so she went with her next best option - someone's front lawn.
She landed on one which had a bush, although she admitted it 'didn't provide much coverage', so it had to be a quick job.
She said: "It had a nice front garden... it had nicely-mowed grass, and I was like, 'This is the one'. I could only make a radius of a few houses.
"But there was no coverage, there was no tree that I could go behind, it just wasn't like that on that street. If it was running down your leg, that would be bad.
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"So anyway, I squat in this person's front yard and then I'm just kind of frozen and going, 'What if somebody sees this'."
Wilson admitted that she 'often gets papped there, going on the hike', so you can only imagine her horror when a car pulled up.
"I'm like, they're going to see me. If they get out of that car they're going to see me," she added.
"I'm still squatting on their front lawn. It's so disgusting, I can't even, my mind goes, 'If they come and say something I'm just going to scream that I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant'.
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"I don't know why that was my thing. That was just what I was going to say, because you've got to say something."
Wilson highlighted the fact that there was nowhere to hide - but thankfully, the driver walked to another house and didn't spot her, so she just pulled up her pants and left. Phew!
The star wrapped up the anecdote by offering her apology to the homeowner, stating: "If anyone is listening and owns a house in Los Feliz and was very confused by what had happened and now they understand, just know I'm very, very sorry and it won't happen again.
"I hope those nutrients went into the ground."
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You never know - maybe that bush has grown into a beautiful big hedge now.
Words: Daisy Phillipson
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