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Bloke who’s been ‘on the lash’ for four weeks gives hilarious interview

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Updated 12:35 9 Oct 2023 GMT+1Published 12:32 9 Oct 2023 GMT+1

Bloke who’s been ‘on the lash’ for four weeks gives hilarious interview

He was having the time of his life

Joe Harker

Joe Harker

Scotland may have been defeated by Ireland in the Rugby World Cup, but one Scottish fan wasn't going to let that stop him from having a good time.

Ireland took the win 36-14 on 7 October to continue their unbeaten run in the competition.

However, on what could have been a sad night for Scotland fans, one amazing bloke wasn't going to let the defeat get him down.

Speaking to TalkSPORT he instead said the Scottish team had 'given it absolutely laldy in there' even if they 'came up short' in the end.

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He started out by offering some tactical advice to the team, telling them they'd 'overcommitted the midfield', but it was the bloke's own journey people wanted to hear more about.

Sensing he had a good interviewee if he could just keep him talking, the man with the TalkSPORT microphone asked him what he thought about Ireland.

This guy is a legend.
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"Ireland? They're a handy team," the bloke said in a glorious Scottish accent before being interrupted by a guy screaming 'COME ON IRELAND' into the microphone.

"Ireland are a handy team alright, they know how to flick it about. They can flick the pill, they can flick the pill. Any day of the week they'll flick the pill and then they'll punish you."

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"They'll get round your corners and they'll punish. I love Ireland, they're a great team to watch, they're a great team to watch, it's a blizzard when they're out there firing the pill, running the corners, it's a blizzard."

That would have been the end of it but the interviewer decided to ask another question and really we're all very glad he chose to do so.

The man said he'd been 'on the lash' for weeks.
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The bloke launched into an incredible answer where he said he'd been 'on the lash' for weeks and given the way he sounded it's hard to disagree.

He said: "I want to say World Rugby. I've been on the lash for five weeks like, you know? I started with a wee golf tournament down in Vilamoura and that was magic.

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"And then I jumped over to Marseille and I couldn't believe it when I got there because they were filling us of the old bevvy, you know what I mean?"

"And we just went on the lash for four weeks, went up through the chablis, down the wine cellars, had a brilliant time, a brilliant time," he continued with a beautifully rolled 'r' on the 'brilliant'.

It didn't seem like the guy minded whether Scotland won or lost since he was having such a great time, saying: "Win lose or draw, I'm getting p**hed. Win lose or draw, I'm getting blootered, I'm getting blootered big yin!"

"We don't care if we win lose or draw, what the hell do we care? Cause we only know there's going to be a show and the bonny Scotland will be there!"

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Legend, absolute legend.

Featured Image Credit: TalkSport

Topics: Viral, Sport, Rugby

Joe Harker
Joe Harker

Joe graduated from the University of Salford with a degree in Journalism and worked for Reach before joining the LADbible Group. When not writing he enjoys the nerdier things in life like painting wargaming miniatures and chatting with other nerds on the internet. He's also spent a few years coaching fencing. Contact him via [email protected]

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