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Biohacker who spends $2m a year to get 18-year-old’s body 'shocked at results' after penis treatment
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Updated 09:56 10 Nov 2023 GMTPublished 09:55 10 Nov 2023 GMT

Biohacker who spends $2m a year to get 18-year-old’s body 'shocked at results' after penis treatment

He said the treatment has made his penis 15-years younger

Claire Reid

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The US millionaire who is attempting to ‘biohack’ his own body to turn back the clock has revealed that he’s ‘shocked’ by the results of a treatment he’s had on his penis.

Bryan Johnson, 46, spends a whopping $2 million a year on his quest to age his body in reverse - and not only is happy to part with a load of cash, he’s also not afraid of trying to some pretty unusual techniques, such as injecting himself with his 18-year-old son’s blood and sticking to a very strict 1,977-calorie diet.

Johnson appeared on a recent episode of The Diary of a CEO podcast where he opened up about another - painful-sounding - treatment he’s been using, which has had impressive results.

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He explained: “There’s this technology - you have a wand and you sit in a chair and the technician uses the wand and basically shocks your penis through acoustic technology.

“It’s a technology that has a broad range of applications, and it’s also used for erectile dysfunction.”

Johnson went on to add that he currently has no erectile dysfunction - which may be due to the fact that he has been ‘rejuvenating Johnson’s Johnson’ for the past few months.

Bryan Johnson says he has the biological age of a teenager.
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He went on to explain that the shocks, which aren’t electrical, cause micro-injuries to his muscle which then rebuild - oh and in case you’re wondering, yes, it is painful.

Johnson says the overall treatment is about seven out of 10 on the pain-scale, but this hits nine out of 10 when it reaches the tip. I’ll bet it does. My eyes watered just writing that and I don’t even have a penis.

But Johnson insists the results speak for themselves and reckons he’s knocked 15-years off his penis. Whatever that means.

“I have been shocked by the results. I’m now two months in. My subjective experience is as if my penis has gotten 15 years younger,” he added. Good for you, pal.

Johnson's ‘penis rejuvenation’ programme.
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Johnson has previously (over)shared the full ‘penis rejuvenation’ programme he’s attempting in a post on X, formerly known as Twitter.

In the post he explained: “I’m getting my penis injected Friday which is an arousing topic.”

Johnson went on to explain the steps to the process and what they'd be focusing on, which are:

- Penis injection w/Alprostadil (prolonged erection), measuring penile artery (L+R) peak/min blood flow

- Ejaculation vol

- Max urination speed

- Sperm motility

- Penis plaque check

And now I’m just going to leave you with ‘penis plaque check’ running through your minds.

Featured Image Credit: Diary of a CEO/Instagram/bryanjohnson_

Topics: US News, Health

Claire Reid
Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]

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