A woman who claims she 'married a ghost' is furious after her new husband ’ruined’ their Barry Island honeymoon.
The pair allegedly first met when Edwardo ‘burst into’ her bedroom in the dead of night last year, sending ‘sensations’ through her body.
However, it turns out their honeymoon wasn’t all plain-sailing for Brocarde and her ghostly lover – who she says ‘ruined’ their honeymoon to Barry Island in Glamorgan, South Wales.
Speaking to the Daily Star, Brocarde recalled how she got covered in sand and had an ice cream cone shoved in her face after her new husband tried to get ‘passionate’.
“The whole trip just seemed to get worse and worse,” she said.
“Edwardo thought he was being passionate and romantic by wrestling me to the ground to frolic in the sand, but I was trying to share my ice cream with him and it went everywhere, all over my face, in my hair and the of course the sand stuck to it so I looked like I’d had a fight with a giant seagull.”
Brocarde continued: “We should of been on an amazing honeymoon but from that point on it was just ruined.
“Edwardo has always been unpredictable so it is typical that he would ruin our honeymoon!
“Edwardo obviously doesn’t have a bank card so it is always me that has to pick up the tab everywhere we visit… and he certainly likes to go wild in our hotel room mini bars.
“Liquor bottles are always mysteriously left empty, aside from the gin bottle, they are always left standing, he’s obviously not that partial to that spirit.
"When we arrived to our hotel he suggested ordering 12 bottles of the best champagne to the room knowing that I have to pick up the bill!”
Brocarde, from Oxfordshire, added that Edwardo gets ‘really jealous’ at Christmas, saying she’s tried to get a tree up but he ‘keeps knocking it over’.
“He hates the thought of Santa coming down the chimney and he even tried to board it up, I have told him that Santa visits everyone and he doesn’t have a crush on me, but he just doesn’t understand!” she said.
In another interview with ITV’s This Morning, Brocarde said it was a huge mission to find a church that would host their wedding.
“I think there is a bit of an issue with religion and the after life,” she said.
“Not all priests believe.”
Brocarde has previously revealed she has been kicked out of churches and even threatened with exorcisms when looking for wedding venues.
Featured Image Credit: Insta / @brocarde
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