Shit The Bed, KFC Is Doing A Breakfast Menu
Fucking hell, lads, as if this week couldn't get any better for huge announcements made by fast food restaurants and announced to you by your boy JD, now KFC is saying it's gonna start doing a breakfast menu.
It's starting on 10 October, which sadly means it'll miss this weekend's hangover - although fair play to them for giving those of us who love the Sunday sesh the first crack of the 'I hate myself and feel really hungover and want to die but maybe this KFC will make my life a little more worthwhile' whip.
Here's what will be on it...
Chicken AM - Original Recipe fried chicken, smoked bacon, cheese, and a free range egg served in a floured bun, £2.49, £3.49 as a meal).
Bacon Roll - three rashers of bacon in a floured roll, £1.75.
Bacon and Egg Roll - two rashers of bacon and a free range egg in a floured roll, £1.99.
Obviously the Chicken AM is the only route anybody will be taking, because at the end of the day who the fuck is going to KFC for eggs and bacon. It's all about the chicken.
Sadly, it'll only be available in the following branches:
- Brixton, London
- Cobham, London
- Hounslow Central, London
- Victoria Station, London
- Argyle Street, Glasgow
- Braehead, Glasgow
- Linwood, Glasglow
- Llandudno, Wales
- Newtown, Wales
Credit: My main man Colonel Sanders
Which means my end sentiment is 'fuck you KFC' - why are you serving breakfast in Wales, Glasgow and London and not Manchester? Sort it out.