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The Illuminati's Alive And Well, Sacrificing Humans At The CERN Large Hadron Collider

James Dawson

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The Illuminati's Alive And Well, Sacrificing Humans At The CERN Large Hadron Collider

As anyone who has spent more than a couple of hours on YouTube will know, the world is ruled by a shadowy group of individuals called the Illuminati who take part in depraved and sickening rituals as part of them controlling the world's population.

Now a video has emerged that allegedly shows a group of researchers at the CERN Large Hadron Collider performing a 'satanic human sacrifice' ritual.

Although theLADbible (theLDile this week) is unable to ascertain whether these individual are a part of the Illuminati, the footage shows a group of cloaked people gathering in a courtyard around a statue at the facility in Geneva, Switzerland.

Have a look for yourself here...

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Credit: Richie from Boston

The facility is home to the world's most powerful particle accelerator, known as the Large Hadron Collider, so it would make total sense if they were members of the new world order.

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In the clip, there appears to be at least eight figures standing in the shadows before one man moves into the centre of the group. Then a woman wearing a white dress enters and kneels on the stone floor.

The woman lies down on the ground, then a person in a cloak holding a knife approaches her with his hands raised above his head. This person plunges a knife into the woman's chest before the clip suddenly cuts off.

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The video was uploaded to YouTube by 'Richie from Boston'. Along with the video he wrote: "This is new footage caught on the grounds of CERN, videotaped from inside the building.

"If it's real, that's horrible. If it's a staged ritual, that's equally bad. But whether it's a mock ritual or not, it's still a ceremony being performed on the grounds of CERN."

Later he added to the text, saying: "So it turns out the origin of the video posted for the sacrifice at CERN has been found - the problem is, the man is dead. Now hoax or no hoax, let me remind you all we have seen this before and we know all that expose this evil are killed or made to disappear."

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But a spokesman for CERN told the Mirror: "This video is a work of fiction. CERN fills up with visitors over summer, with users from across the world who come to CERN as part of their work, and some of whom occasionally let their sense of humour go too far.

"That is what has happened on this occasion. CERN does not condone this kind of spoof."

That's exactly what the Illuminati would say though, isn't it?

Words by James Dawson

James Dawson
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