Average penis size around the globe has been revealed and it's not good news for the UK

Let’s be honest, us Brits love it when we can brag about being better than other’s – it makes a change from us complaining all the time, anyway.

But, unfortunately, it seems like our average penis size isn’t something to be getting the Union Jack bunting out for as the world rankings show it’s not such good news for the UK.

Yep, while we might be doing well when it comes to our rise in recent years, it’s still not enough to pull us on top.

Yeah, yeah, the saying goes, ‘size doesn’t matter’, but apparently it does matter more to men than it does to women.

Measurements were self-recorded so there's possibility of exaggerations. (Getty Stock)

New rankings from Data Pandas, an online library of various datasets like health, the economy and demographics, has compiled the smallest and biggest penises around the globe.

The top spots go to Sudan and Democratic Republic of Congo earned the top spots for penile length, with an average of and 17.95 cm and 17.93 cm.

Ecuador came in third with an average of 17.59 cm.

And don’t start panicking, the UK doesn’t measure up so low that we’re at the bottom – those spots are taken by Thailand with 9.43 cm, North Korea at 9.60 cm and Cambodia at 9.84 cm. Instead, we come in at (a pretty respectable to be honest) 60th place with a 14.30 cm erect penis length. And, in a bit of a hefty boost, we rank in at 40th place for erect penis girth with 12.22 cm.

It is worth noting that the measurements used for the rankings were derived from self-reporting, so there’s plenty of possibility that men surveyed exaggerated their size.

Globally, the findings work out an average penis size of 13.91cm.

We come in at 60th. (Getty Stock)

Here’s the full list of the top 10 countries with the largest average erect penis length:

1. Sudan - 17.95 cm
2. DR Congo - 17.93 cm
3. Ecuador - 17.59 cm
4. Republic of the Congo - 17.33 cm
5. Ghana - 17.31 cm
6. Nigeria - 17.00 cm
7. Venezuela - 16.93 cm
8. Lebanon - 16.82 cm
9. Colombia - 16.75 cm
10. Cameroon - 16.65 cm

And here’s the top 10 countries with the smallest average erect penis length:

1. Thailand - 9.43 cm
2. North Korea - 9.60 cm
3. Cambodia - 9.84 cm
4. Nepal - 9.98 cm
5. Myanmar - 10.10 cm
6. Laos - 10.14 cm
7. Vietnam - 10.15 cm
8. Sri Lanka - 10.18 cm
9. South Korea - 10.80 cm
10. Philippines - 10.85 cm