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Newlywed bride feels 'lied to' after discovering her husband has a micropenis

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Published 02:33 18 Sep 2023 GMT+1

Newlywed bride feels 'lied to' after discovering her husband has a micropenis

She said he refused to sleep with her before they tied the knot because he was 'old fashioned'.

Stewart Perrie

Stewart Perrie

A newlywed bride has opened up about the awkward situation that unfolded when she and her husband consummated their marriage.

The then 27-year-old took to Reddit to detail how her then 32-year-old partner refused to sleep with her during their short relationship.

He claimed he was 'old fashioned' and wanted to wait until they tied the knot to make the beast with two backs.

They dated for six months before getting engaged and spent another six months preparing for their big day.

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"We got close to fooling around a couple times but it never went far," she recalled.

Peter Dazeley/Getty Images

"I tried, but he always stopped after it went 'too far'."

Well, she wasted no time after getting back from her honeymoon to recount the moment she discovered he had a micropenis.

"Am I the a**hole for reading into this and being upset that I waited until my wedding night to find out that he probably isn't as 'old fashioned' as he says he is?" she said.

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"I'm not going to shame him and honestly I don't even know how I'll broach the topic (and I'm not seeking advice).

"I honestly just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary and went to town with him, but...I dunno.

"I kind of feel lied to. Like a halftruth...or something was intentionally withheld from me. This was unexpected, to say the least."

Well, things really kicked off because her Reddit post went viral and unfortunately for the venting wife, her husband apparently saw it.

She wrote in an update that he wanted to end the marriage and even sue her for defamation of character.

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Photographed by Victoria Phipps ©/Getty Images

He was worried that it was only a matter of time before his name was leaked.

However, she confronted him about why he didn't tell her about his private parts before they got hitched.

She explained in the update that her husband was worried she would call off the wedding if she found out and then their families might discover the reason behind the move.

It's unclear what happened to the couple and whether the husband did end up suing her for defamation.

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Although, surely, that would ignite The Streisand Effect and only bring more attention to the touchy subject.

Here's hoping they found a middle ground.

Featured Image Credit: Klaus Vedfelt/Getty Images. Manu Vega/Getty Images

Topics: Sex and Relationships

Stewart Perrie
Stewart Perrie

Stewart Perrie is a Senior Journalist at LADbible. Stewart has covered the conflict in Syria for LADbible, interviewing a doctor on the front line, and has contributed to the hugely successful UOKM8 campaign. He is in charge of the LADbible Australia editorial content and social presence.

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