School forced to try cover up 65-foot penis visible on Google Maps
Throwing rolls of toilet down the stairs, setting off stink bombs, or colouring in the corners of the desk – the classic ‘pranks’ you might have played at school.
I mean, let’s be honest, when it came to doodling, most of us were culprits of ‘vandalism’ of our schoolbooks or tables.
But it’s unlikely you ever went as far to doodle something that can be seen from this high up in the sky.
Well, one school in Germant seems to have been the victim of a much weirder, bigger, ahem, penis-shaped problem.
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The Waldorf School in the Kreuzberg district in Berlin, Germany, reportedly had a whopping 20 metre-long, well, whopper, painted on top of its roof. And it was so big it was apparently visible on Google Maps.
The German outlet Bild reported it had been painted on the flat roof with white paint.
However, it’s not known who the culprit of this phallic painting was.
“Who is behind it - maybe street artists? Or were they students who still laugh at embarrassing 'd**k jokes'?”, the outlet has asked.
They’ve had their ‘art’ viewed far and wide, although as those in nearby high-rises could see it, let alone people searching it on Maps.
It’s reported this appeared sometime between March and July 2022 and has since been somewhat covered up as the school authorities. But even with the edges painted over, it’s said it’s mega length and prominence can’t be ignored.
Either way, the creator of the penis has done a pretty good job of embracing the image of the Waldorf School which says it ‘offers young people space to develop their creativity’.
With various locations, the Berlin school offers the unique Waldorf Education, based on the educational philosophy of Rudolf Steiner.
The first school opened up back in 1919, with Waldorf teaching known for blending artistic and physical activities with academics.
It’s pretty holistic, with certain pupils there often dabbling in art – but it’s unlikely painting knobs on the roof is encouraged in the unique education.
With stats previously showing that the average size of an erect penis is 5.63 inches in 2024, this huge painting in Berlin is about 138.5 times the size of what most British lads are apparently packing.
Dr Chun Tang, medical director at Pall Mall Medical, spoke to Metro to explain the changes to the male anatomy across the world.
"Over long periods, human anatomy can change due to evolutionary pressures," he revealed.
"For instance, traits perceived as advantageous for reproduction or sexual selection might become more prevalent."
Now that’s a big doodle.
LADbible has contacted Waldorf Germany for comment.
Jess Battison