Kristi Noem responds to South Park depicting her as puppy murderer in brutal new episode
Kristi Noem, a major Donald Trump ally and the Secretary of Homeland Security, has hit back at the newest South Park episode in which she is portrayed as a puppy shooting racist.
The latest episode of the hit show has continued to go after Trump and his administration after their first episode depicted the American President in bed with Satan with a tiny penis.
The second episode largely focuses on ICE and sees the government agency raid a Dora the Explorer concert and then heaven.
Throughout this, Noem is savaged by the TV show, depicting her shooting numerous dogs, yelling ‘if it’s brown it goes down’ during the raid of Heaven, and with a face full of progressively melting botox.
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Whilst the White House has previously called the show ‘irrelevant’ and ‘fourth rate’, that has not stopped them from continuing to comment on it.
Vice President JD Vance is depicted as a baby in the episode offering to lube up Satan’s arse for Donald Trump and came out on X saying he ‘made it’ by being featured, trying to play along with the jokes.
Noem, however, is less keen to play along with creator Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s jokes.
Though the head of Homeland Security said she hadn’t yet seen it because she was ‘going over budget numbers and stuff’, she went on to slam the episode.
She said ‘it never ends’ adding: “But it's so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. Only the liberals and the extremists do that.
“If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t, they just pick something petty like that.”
In the interview on the Glenn Beck podcast she only addressed criticism of her botox, but did not address the criticism of the brutal tactics of ICE or jokes about her shooting dogs.
The dog-shooting jokes originated from her own memoir, in which she admitted to shooting her own dog Cricket, after deeming them ‘untrainable’ and ‘dangerous’.
She wrote in her book: “It was not a pleasant job… but it had to be done.”
Noem stated that, after attempts to train the dog including an electronic shock collar failed, she took Cricket on a pheasant hunt.
On this hunt, she claims the dog attacked multiple chickens and that was when she decided to lead her to a gravel pit and shoot her.
Noem said in the book she ‘hated that dog’ and that the moment made her realise that she should also shoot a goat her family owned.
In the episode, she is depicted panicking and shooting a service dog as well as Superman’s dog, Krypto.
Topics: South Park, Donald Trump, TV, TV and Film, Politics, US News
Michael Slavin