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This Is What The Guy From 'FakeTaxi' Actually Looks Like

Mark McGowan

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This Is What The Guy From 'FakeTaxi' Actually Looks Like

Over the past few years everyone has been made aware of the meteoric rise of UFC's Conor McGregor. However, if anything has equaled that rocketing pace to popularity, it's 'FakeTaxi'.

The porn videos set in the back of a Black Cab have managed to rack up over five million views on PornHub and no one's really sure why it's become so popular. It's all very mysterious, made even more so by the lead protagonist, known only as 'John', who's face is constantly blurred.


Credit: FakeTaxi

Obviously, whether you see his face or not probably doesn't make a difference to you when you're seven minutes deep into a wank - but you've definitely thought about what he actually looks like once or twice.

In an 'episode' where the infamous taxi driver has broken down, his fellow cab driver mate picks him up to get him out of a spot of bother. While they're driving along they discuss the various sex acts they've gotten up to in their cabs and fortunately come across two girls at the side of the road that 'John' has had sex with before.

When they get in the cab and 'John' is sat comfortably in the middle of them, a slight editing issue occurs and the censor covering his face slips away.


If anything, at least this has put your curiosity to rest.

Mark McGowan
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