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Topics: Jeremy Clarkson, Clarkson's Farm, Amazon, Amazon Prime, TV and Film, Food And Drink, Shopping, Celebrity
Tom Earnshaw
Topics: Jeremy Clarkson, Clarkson's Farm, Amazon, Amazon Prime, TV and Film, Food And Drink, Shopping, Celebrity
Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat Farm Shop is raring to go once more, with the air date for Clarkson's Farm Season Three confirmed by Amazon Prime Video.
The incredibly popular show, which is a cross between a comedy and a documentary, follows Jezza in his journey to become a full-time farmer.
After buying a farm shortly before the COVID pandemic - a place he renamed Diddly Squat Farm because of how little he managed to make from it - Prime Video has brought us two rounds of his attempt to become a successful agricultural businessman.
Premiering back in 2021 during lockdown, the former Top Gear man charmed viewers by showing a more personal side to him that wasn't really relevant when fronting the BBC car show programme or later, The Grand Tour.
One of the vital ways Jeremy and girlfriend Lisa Hogan tried to turn a profit with the farm was through the creation of a farm shop.
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Dubbed the Diddly Squat Farm Shop - and currently shut to the pubic - it saw Clarkson go head-to-head with locals who weren't too pleased with the venture. This included the number of people turning up to check it out.
Season three of Clarkson's Farm will head to Prime Video on 3 May.
Fans of the show fan who can't wait that long will be able to head to the farm shop itself when it reopens in March.
The farm shop sells all manner of goods online, from vodka and crisps to hoodies and wooden spoons.
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The prices vary too. My advice would be to treat it like any other farm shop; it's not Lidl or Aldi.
Top of the pile is a Limited Edition B******s Candle set which will set you back £49.50.
It comes with two candles entitled 'This Smells Like My B******s' alongside a bag of coffee.
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Customers who opt for this one will be happy to know the candle doesn't in fact smell of b******s. Rather, it combined cedar wood and amber infused with smoky incense and oak moss. Thank goodness.
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Slightly cheaper than the candles is a Diddly Distressed Hoodie, featuring the farm's tractor logo and name. That'll cost you £48.
A Chadlington FC Football Shirt, which is sponsored by the farm, will set you back £42 and the Diddly Squat Farm Gin in a Tin (50cl, 40% ABV) will see you spend £41.
The gin comes in three flavours - maris otter malt, coriander seeds and fuggles hops; juniper, beetroot, apple and dill; and orange peel, nutmeg and all spice.
The alcohol trend continues, with the farm's own Hint of Hot Gin (70cl, 40% ABV) selling for £39. As the name suggests, it's got chillies in it, so it packs a little kick. Cow Juice Vodka (50cl, 40% ABV) also sells for £39.
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Right at the other end of the scale is a pint of milk - or as Jeremy calls it, cow juice - for £1.20. The catch with that is that it can only be bought at the shop and can't be delivered.
Prices and stock accurate as of 2 February, 2024