Women are spending $20,000 on x-rated surgery to improve sexual performance
People with an awful lot of money to spend are putting it towards a surgery which they hope will improve their sexual performance.
This writer is of the opinion that if you paid $20,000 for something it had better come with its own postcode or be driveable, so the idea that some women are paying that amount to get better at sex seems like a sign that the world's wealth is not effectively distributed.
Men with lots of money to spend who decide to go under the knife like getting their hairline redone to stave off balding, but if they were looking for an enhancement in the sexual department it'd involve some particularly unpleasant-sounding penile modifications.
However, the New York Post reports that among wealthier women the surgery that's so in right now is a procedure which gives one a 'tighter vagina', according to a gynaecologist.
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One wonders precisely who is actually pushing for this procedure and whether the woman going in for surgery is actually the driving force, but Dr. Amir Marashi told the Post he gets called to mansions by his patients.
Apparently they tell him they 'want to have the tightest p***y in the Hamptons' and it costs at least $20,000 for his procedures, with one of them being mini-vaginoplasty to get a tighter vaginal canal.
He's promising his patients he'll give them the equipment to have the 'best orgasms' in the area, though one might suggest if they're struggling to achieve climax then perhaps they were doing sex wrong in the first place.
One of his claims is that he went out to Dubai to operate on the wife of a minister there, and that four other women also approached him saying they were also the minister's wife and they too wanted him to work on them.
The doctor makes it sound as though his life is one of intercontinental travel where he visits mansions and yachts, flies around in helicopters and gets paid a lot of money to operate on wealthy women who have tried to have sex with him 'too many times'.
He's married so according to him he says no.
Meanwhile, if you want to improve your sexual performance without spending the kind of money you'd drop on something that comes with its own adjustable air conditioning then sexual health expert Dr Rena Malik has some much cheaper ways to do that.
Top of her list is communication, while she also recommends being relaxed, open to using things like lubricant and also understanding that sometimes performance isn't great and that's fine.
Nowhere on her list does it suggest one ought to spend enough money to put a deposit down on a home getting a gynaecologist to come in and perform an x-rated procedure.
Topics: Sex and Relationships
Joe Harker