Yeah, yeah, size isn’t everything. But that doesn’t mean no one talks about it.
I mean, the bloke who claims to have Britain’s ‘biggest penis’ is often opening up about life with his whopper chopper and plenty of people have their opinions on what the ‘perfect’ measurements are.
And while countries might be gearing up to compete in the Paralympics next week after the Olympic Games, there doesn’t seem to be any d**k-swinging events going on - not officially, anyway.
But luckily for those still bothered about whose packing what, online pharmacy NowPatient previously revealed which country has the biggest average penis size.
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Using Google data from 80 countries, it determined where had the men with the longest schlongs.
And it turns out men from Ecuador have the most to brag about, as they have an average penis size of 6.93 inches when erect.
This is roughly 10% higher than the average length.
Close behind Ecuador is Cameroon, at 6.56 inches, and Bolivia, with 6.50 inches.
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African countries represent the majority of the countries in the top ten, with Senegal, Sudan and Zambia also making appearances in the coveted top spots.
The Netherlands is the only European country to make the cut, whilst no nations from Asia edged their way into the ranks of the well endowed.
Data was also compiled to show which countries had the smallest penises on average - with Cambodia topping the list with an average length of 4.24 inches.
Not far off is Taiwan, with an average size of 4.24 inches, and the Philippines sits just above, with 4.27 inches.
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If you’re wondering how our British and American counterparts compared, it was reported that men in the US narrowly beat those in the UK with an average size of 5.35 inches, putting them in 59th place.
The Brits were down in 66th place, with an average size of 5.17 inches.
France sat at a very respectable 11th place, reporting an average penis size of 6.20 inches, compared with a less impressive Aussie average of 5.69 inches, leaving them in 43rd place.
It is important to note that the original study relied on self-reported data to determine the average penis sizes, which leaves the possibility that respondents were more generous with their measurements.
Ben Thompson