TikToker Shares Unwritten Rules Men Follow When Using Urinals

A man has taken to TikTok to share the unwritten urinal rule that 'every guy knows'. Watch video below:

Posted by stand-up comedian, Freddy Quinne, he says men have an unwritten rule about having a wee in a public urinal.

Freddie says: "Nobody's ever discussed this with us, nobody's gone out and set the rules but we all know which place to have a p*ss is acceptable and which one isn't."

He explains that if you have five empty urinals in a row, the only reasonable decision is to use the first one on the left, or the last one on the right.

He added: "So you've got five urinals in a row here and the rule is, if you go in and every single one is empty, then you take urinal number one [far left] or urinal number five [far right]."

Freddie went on to say: "Now, if number one or number five are both being used, then you use the one in the middle, urinal number three.

TikTok/freddyquinne

"The reason for that, is that way you leave a space in between the other two people having a p*ss because it's weird if you just go up and p*ss next to someone, when you've got the option not to.

"The only time you would ever use urinals two and four, is when one, three and five are occupied.

"There's no other reason for using them...ever."

As a lad I can assure you that this viral clip is spot on.

Freddy's vid was posted four months ago and has racked up 1.9 million views and 88,000 likes.

However, fellow TikTokers in the comments section were adding some more 'unwritten rules' to the comedian's list.

TikTok/freddyquinne

One wrote: "If 1-3-5 are being used you wait."

With that one, it depends how desperate you are for a p*ss I think.

A second added: "And you always stare right in front of you at the wall."

While a third concluded: "It's called good urinal etiquette, I learnt this from my dad aged 9."

So basically, it's always good to know that guys don't like p*ssing next to each other.

Topics: Funny, TikTok

Anish Vij

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