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Thomas Cook Planes Look Like They Say 'I ❤️ C**k's Club'

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Thomas Cook Planes Look Like They Say 'I ❤️ C**k's Club'

"Guys, we've got this really cool new club for millennials, called Cook's Club, where they can go on holiday to super chilled areas and meet like-minded funky dudes in trendy hotels. How we going to get the message out there?"

"... We could write 'I Love Cook's Club' in massive letters down the side of our planes?"

"YES. Yes, yes, yes! I'm signing it off right now. That's brilliant."

Credit: Twitter/@ErnestoDynchev
Credit: Twitter/@ErnestoDynchev
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But then, oh no. Look what happens when you open the emergency door. That's right, the message is changed slightly. Just a small shifting of the second 'o' in 'Cook's', and voilà, there you have it...

'I LOVE COCK'S CLUB'

Brilliant.

Credit: Twitter/@HappySinger
Credit: Twitter/@HappySinger
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If the livery had been printed just slightly further along the plane in either direction there would be no problem. If the message had been written in slightly less massive letters, there wouldn't be a problem. But as it happens, 'I love Cook's Club' is just perfectly situated to put a smile on everybody's face in the departure lounge every time they open the emergency door.

What makes it even better is the fact that, if you squint your eyes a bit, the plane itself actually resembles a massive creamy coloured penis.

Credit to Thomas Cook Airlines though, they have taken the gaffe in their stride.

A spokesman told LADbible: "It goes without saying it is unintended, but it is one way to highlight where the emergency exit is."

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True enough, never has such attention been made to the emergency doors. But is this in fact a super savvy ploy by the airline, orchestrated to lure passengers into locating their nearest emergency door using cock bait?

No, no it isn't. Cook's Club is actually a super hip 'new generation of hotels for a new generation of travellers'.

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If this sounds great to you, but you're actually more interested in a 'Cock's Club' holiday, I can only suggest you try googling 'Pen Island'.

I hear it's lovely this time of year.

Featured Image Credit: Twitter/@HappySinger

Topics: uk news, Thomas Cook, travel

Jake Massey
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